well,
all i need is some money really, and the right site, everything else is just hard work, a little luck and a lot of favours called in.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:49, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

You forgot barmaids with big knockers
You Pubwrong
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)

barmaids with big knockers will attract a large amount of men,
men are stupid and potentially fighty, i'd rather good looking lads, then you get girl customers, who bring male customers that are not going to act the cunt because they are trying to impress the girl.
it is you who is pub wrong.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:55, Reply)

*SMACKDOWN*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)

or a million Darths and Plumdozers all using your Wifi and tapping on the counter with their
cuff links
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)

I just want a pint
Why can't you get me a pint, what's all this talk about clientele, I just want my pint, get me a pint, fuck's sake, I'm off down the Ale House, at least they'll give me a pint and none of this backchat
( Theoban What of it, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)

He's a fucking disgrace, winders.
with his outdated pub ideas.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:59, Reply)

WHY WON'T ANY OF YOU GET ME A PINT

( Theoban What of it, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:16, Reply)

THIS IS THE WORST PUB

( Theoban What of it, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:16, Reply)

*gives Theoban a pint of Guinness with turd in it*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:18, Reply)

FINALLY, A WREXHAM SPECIAL

( Theoban What of it, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:18, Reply)