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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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ffs that house has gone already :(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:52, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
MK is the property hotbed of the South East
gotta move fast if you want somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:54, Reply)
I honestly thought it being so fucking snowey would give me a chance.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:55, Reply)
I've seen stuff go on and get rented the same day ffs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)
*something about having sex with a cartoon dog*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)
you make me sick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)
It was Chompy that shagged the dog FFS

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:21, Reply)
I guess you'll be living in that scaled up portaloo, then.
I bet that one's still available.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)
but then he can have a 3 story bat/stripper pole!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)
To be honest, I'd live there if it wasn't so shitty and cheap-looking.
I'd call the bedroom "the crow's nest" and I'd totally point my telescope at something other than the kid's park over the hedge.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:59, Reply)
I'd live there if it was a bit less shit and not in Milton Keynes' suburban desert

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:59, Reply)
If you had your computer in your bedroom
you'd even be able to make use of that ridiculous ethernet cable you bought, you big helmet.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:00, Reply)
i figured better too long than too short, I reckon 10m would have done it...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Actually measuring the distance would have been even better.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:06, Reply)
i thought about that, biut I was at work and wanted to get it ordered

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:07, Reply)
It's almost like you don't know what you're doing.
Almost.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:14, Reply)
Looking a bit further afield now.
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-25611966.html
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Fucking shitty new build, with tiny rooms, low ceilings and tiny windows
bag of shite
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:06, Reply)
This is milton keynes you know.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:06, Reply)
Holy shit, that's tiny.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:07, Reply)
But that's enough about chompy's cock!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:11, Reply)
It's quite a cunt that for £100 more than I can really afford per month I could get something this size.
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-36523468.html
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:15, Reply)
dude are you done with life or something?
don't retreat from town life, don't head out to the suburbs to rest and retire, you're too young and VIBRANT, SHINE ON
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Haha that window thing on the side
What the fuck's that about
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:12, Reply)
That's the garderobe

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:15, Reply)
I wouldn't like that, people passing by could slap me on the arse

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Yeah, but it's a fucking big seller for me, I'll tell you that.
Harder! Harder! HARDER YOU WIMPY FUCKING BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:19, Reply)
No-one outside my family ever uses that term.
It seems weird seeing it here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:20, Reply)
Not as weird as opening the sash to take a shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:23, Reply)
FFS the living room's so small you'll almost be sitting behind the telly to watch the fucker.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:24, Reply)
I'd probably put the TV against a wall, so that wouldn't be a problem

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:25, Reply)
Ah. Good thinking.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:26, Reply)
Great photo of the parking space.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:26, Reply)
As it doesn't seem to have a garden, that's the only outside space available
I look forward to being invited to the first barbecue of the summer being held on Chompy's allocated parking.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Who needs a lawn when you've got a lovely piece of tarmac eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:29, Reply)
A table and a few chairs
you'd never know the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:30, Reply)
Reaction to this property doesn't seem to have been too positive.
In fact, I'd go so far as to say it's been largely negative.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:31, Reply)
Any property that is posted on here would get negative comments.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:35, Reply)

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