I too like the pub.
In fact I'm there now, just been to a funeral and we're eating butties and planning on some serious drinking.
4 fucking people I know have died in the past few months. 4 ffs. Who next? How do you want your funeral to go? I want "I hate people" by the Anti Nowhere League" played at mine. Or something by the Toy Dolls.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:34, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Anything by The Pet Shop Boys or Erasure should do you quite nicely?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Or Liberarce

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Or Danny La Rue.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Or Larry Grayson

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Or Elton John.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Or George Michael

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Or John Inman.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Slightly concerned that others may be judging us both based on the knowledge demonstrated in this sub thread.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Or Ricky Martin.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Or all of the Arsenal football team.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:56, Reply)

But especially Sol Campbell.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Poor bloke. Imaging being born a darkie AND a nancy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:58, Reply)

He likes nothing more than stroking Roberto Di Matteo's inner gusset.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:01, Reply)