woah hey it's theo-ban
like theo
ban
theoban
theo
ban
pricks
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:41, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Hey, woah, easy tiger.
I was a Theo Banner, it's fucking Lighty's fault that I'm seeing it wrong now. No need to get tasty, son. It ain't my fault.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:42, Reply)

I'm gonna kick off if this egregious insult to the glorious theoban house isn't retracted
there will be war and we'll lose cos, ireland, innit. but damnit we'll blow up brighton
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:44, Reply)

I can see this going down in history
The increasing tension between Theo Banners and The Obanners descending into an all-out religious war of the sort that makes the Troubles look like a tantrum in a paddling pool
( Kroney, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:47, Reply)

The Great Nomenclature War of '14
Historians will be arguing about what a massive fucking waste of time it was for centuries to come
Finally, I'll be famus
( Theoban What of it, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:50, Reply)

STOP BLAMING ME
GEORDIE JAY STARTED IT.

He's from up north so it's no wonder he can't pronounce anything correctly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:42, Reply)