everyone i have met with one rank exception is my favourite
online, i used to love rory, but anotherwanker, gosh, that's a whole different larperrapingleprechaun ballgame.

alt: family guy. and fat families. "but i'm only eating 20,000 calories a day. why am i so fat, steve?"

altalt: VODKA. ON ICE. WITH A STRAW. AND A FREEZING COLD FRESH SPARKLING DIET COKE ON THE SIDE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:50, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You there.
Did you do anything to celebrate finishing your articles?
I qualify next week :D
( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:52, Reply)

articles? how old do you think i am??
TRAINING CONTRACT. yes of course. i got royally cunted with the firm and then the next day with my coursemates. suggestion: get royally cunted.

didn't get to go to my law society induction/graduation celebration though, as my mother very selfishly dropped dead that day, but i heard it was good.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Not going to the ceremony, sounds like a bag 'o'shite and it's miles away for me.
The firm's letting me go but I have the similar idea of getting utterly bolloxed.
Thanks!
(Also: apologies. I thought you were older)
( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:59, Reply)

fucking hell
even my typing has grey hair
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:00, Reply)

typing knuckles
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:05, Reply)

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( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:11, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:12, Reply)

soz, couldn't resist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:14, Reply)

: (
and after all we've not been through
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:55, Reply)

but we have our secret west london bashes ALL THE TIME

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:55, Reply)

i was wondering the other day about your book

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:56, Reply)

the one i'm writing you mean? or a different one?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:58, Reply)

i thought it was finished

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:59, Reply)

no, it has been put on hold in favour of a tv script

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:59, Reply)

I see, want me to proof read it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:00, Reply)

i preferred the original, ninja-boy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:12, Reply)

there was a nice irony to it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:13, Reply)