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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fucking solicitor cuntsHow fucking hard is it to re-mortgage a house FFS?
I need your birth certificate, signed in the blood of a goat onto vellum
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:18,
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latest was 13 years ago)
If you can't be arsed to fill out the forms you don't deserve to have a house.They're there for a reason. Now quit whining.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:23,
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Especially for him. It'll be noted by the vet that delivered him.It's probably the fact that he can't remember his or his mother's ear numbers.
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Kroney, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:25,
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I can't read the writing on my nose ring:o(
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:26,
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I thought they made him at the build a bear factory and he got his birth certificate at the till?Or maybe I just misunderstood when he told me he'd been stuffed with white stuff surrounded by bears
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It is very easy, but all documents need to be pointlessly translated into a legal jargon which only solicitors can understand.This response will be charged to you at a rate of £160/hour, with the minimum charge being quarter of an hour.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:24,
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