Alt: I have read fairly extensively on all the major religions
and of all of them the one of the closest to not utter tosh (in my EXPERT opinion) seems to be Buddhism, it's barely a religion and indeed when I studied it at university it was open to debate as to whether it is in fact a philosophical system rather than a religion at all.

But then the stupid cunts insist on belief in reincarnation and once again I can't have anything to do with it. Also, taken to its logical conclusion it seems to me that it's ultimately selfish. Yes detachment from all worldly concerns is going to cause you less suffering but we cannot all do that or the place will go to shit. Plus whilst earthly matters have caused me the most pain in my life, they've also given me the most pleasure so I'm happy with that trade-off I think.

So...I'm going to come across as a some kind of goth prick here but I'm afraid the most honest and sensible of the lot to me is Satanism: my brother lent me one of Anton La Vey's books and I read it merely to laugh at the Emperor Ming tosser but to my dismay most of it made perfect sense to me. If you can see past the pantomime bollocks he had to do to get paid, his basic ideas were bang on. Embarrassing to admit but there you go.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:15, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

If anyone was going to chose Satanism, it was going to be you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:16, Reply)

You like reading - honestly give him a go.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:18, Reply)

I've just found this
www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/index.html
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:21, Reply)

That Buddha fella was a right fat cunt as well
So he'd be the perfect diety for a gaggle of shut-ins.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Irono-typo here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:20, Reply)

\o/ did i win the internet?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:22, Reply)

you Marilyn Manson goth prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:19, Reply)

goth emo
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:22, Reply)

Marilyn Manson isn't emo.
Come to think of it, he isn't goth either.

Monty though, Monty straddles the Steampunk/ Goth/ Emo divides like a modern day Wilf Quixote. Minus the fifth form, just watched 'Citizen Smith' politics and less Prozac.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:26, Reply)

I like to think of myself as a 'Steamgoth'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:28, Reply)

Fashion: goggles are a must

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:29, Reply)

I saw steampunks in York on Sunday.
One of them was black!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Oh my.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:43, Reply)

I know!
You never see black people in York!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:52, Reply)

I saw worse than that in York on Sunday.
I saw some 'alternative' leisure centre prick, dressed head to toe in turquiose sports-casual clothing, wearing sunglasses in the middle of winter.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:54, Reply)

oh man
You said you'd keep my sartorial choices secret.

Terrible bullying.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I like to think of you as a steaming, freshly laid turd.
I have recommended that Dr Octagon record to tangles. You familiar with it?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Kool Keith's solo work is not really for me.
Apart from 'I'm Seeing Objects' which he did with DJ Spooky. You've never heard of that, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:34, Reply)

Ultramagnetic MC'slolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:35, Reply)

I haven't, no.
That Octagonecologyst album is ill though, production is by Automator and scratching by Q Bert.

Blue Flowers and Bear Witness are worth the purchase price alone.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:36, Reply)

NO MUSIC CHAT.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:38, Reply)

NO PYGMY SEX WORKER ADDICTS

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:39, Reply)

I've never seen a pygmy sex worker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:41, Reply)

Bought it. Never play it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:40, Reply)

you pilchard

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Oh ZING

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:54, Reply)

You dress in black while listening to recordings of old railway engines going uphill?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Every day, brah.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:34, Reply)

Hea-vy.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:35, Reply)

More bounce to the ounce innit

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:37, Reply)

More honey for the money

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:38, Reply)

More bitches for the titches.
Ten Zloty, bummy bummy!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:42, Reply)

Smack my bitch up

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:44, Reply)

The Boyce version: bitch my smack up.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Thought it was "Hold Me Tight"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:47, Reply)

The Battered Version: stack my heels up

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Or LHF's "lifted"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:53, Reply)

The b-side of the Boyce version: Whack my overdraft up

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Yes because I am DEFINITELY allowed an overdraft.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Difficult to avoid in a cardboard box at this time of year.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Conformist.
/Wilf
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:38, Reply)

Licky boom boom down
/snow
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:45, Reply)

i dont really have any idea about satanism

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)