Alt: whilst hitchhiking across France no-one tried to bumrape me
I took this as a slight against my appearance by the entire French nation, and curled out a turd on the Champs Elysees. Had to queue.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Please don't joke about rape. It's a very serious issue.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Esp if you are the one getting raped!!1!!
But seriously, I love rape and think it should be encouraged in all it's forms.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Silly darth of course they didn't rape you
you were proffering your puckerd penis pleasurer for free
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Whoa, whoa, whoa
That's English for stop a horse.

You can call me a flamboyant homosexual of loose morals and looser chocolate starfish all you like, but do not besmirch my hygiene levels. As if I'd go with a French.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Poor Kronely
forever alone
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:03, Reply)

;_;

( Kroney, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:06, Reply)