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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Next time I've got a girl's self esteem so low she's ready to sleep with meI'll distract her with my pube lice cartwheels
LOOK AT THEM GO HONEY
LOOK AT THEM
NOW MOVE YOUR HEAD CLOSER
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Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:45,
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13 years ago)
tickle them with your tongue, they like that(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:48,
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the lice or the ladies?I'm not licking a lady, you don't know where they've been
Some of them might have shaken hands with a milkman for all I know
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Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:49,
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don't worry, it was only a suggested chatup line to get them to help keep your pet lice clean and safe(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:53,
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woah I don't want no wimmin touching my liceyou filthy beast, keep your disgusting ideas to yourself
it's ok babies she's gone, she won't bother us no more
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Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:55,
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christ now i am frightening lice?time for a face lift
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:55,
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they had problems with the fuzz a few years backstill not acclimatised to life outside
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Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:56,
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