the best thing I can make, ironically enough for a veggie, is Barbary Duck.
I don't eat it though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:59, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

doesn't that break your moral code or something

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:02, Reply)

nope
I used to work as a chef.

If I'm being paid to do something then pretty much my morals are left at the door.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:05, Reply)

When you're cooking something that you don't eat
how do you know whether it actually tastes like shit? I mean ... presumably you normally tasted the food you were preparing?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:11, Reply)

The duck breast you can cook by sight and timing.
The sauce was red wine, black cherries and brown sugar so no issues tasting it.

Duck should be medium rare, so easy to tell if it was too bloody. Just sealed it, then extremely hot oven while the sauce reduced. It's piss easy and really impressive.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:17, Reply)

you should update the recipe for 2013
barbary hamster
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:23, Reply)

not enough meat.
Soz.

Maybe you should stick to Gregg's products.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:24, Reply)

Or Barbour hamster; cover it in a light coat of wax first

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:26, Reply)

what kind of a man wants a rodent as a pet?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:29, Reply)

why do you care?
And why the bullying?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:32, Reply)

I think you meant to type boy. A man never would.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:33, Reply)

they deserve to be squashed
with a big hobnailed boot
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:36, Reply)

This is one of the reasons we have 3 cats. No chance of a rodent anywhere near the place

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:37, Reply)

i loathed our uni hamster
pointless twitchy nosed little bag of shit and piss
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:38, Reply)

+ until it went up my chuff.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:40, Reply)

the little sod used to aim itself so that its piss shot through the bars

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:43, Reply)

Of course. It had seen your face.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:45, Reply)

it reminded me of you
pissing all over the place
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:54, Reply)

Your flat? I don't remember doing a dirty protest.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:56, Reply)

It's normal for you not to remember social proceedings.
What with the incipient alcoholism and all that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:03, Reply)

This is the hottest cyber I've read this year.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:12, Reply)

you know something Swipe?
I genuinely think I prefer being in Al's online company to being in yours.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:40, Reply)

whoa
harsh words

was this you??

www.news.com.au/breaking-news/british-man-arrested-for-frying-live-hamster/story-e6frfku0-1226270250150
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:42, Reply)

no.
Harsh words indeed, but true words.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:44, Reply)