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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Best food you make?
Favorite dish to enjoy?
im a fucking boss at mac and cheese id give you to recipe but apparently you.dont have velveeta

Alt what dont you like? Im not big on fish
alt alt talk about whatever you want
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:41, 222 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Sorry, we eat normal cheese.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:45, Reply)
Cheddar ingredients.
Milk
Rennet
Live yoghurt
Salt

Velveeta ingredients
Milk,
water,
milkfat,
whey,
milk protein concentrate,
whey protein concentrate,
sodium phosphate,
calcium phosphate,
lactic acid,
sorbic acid as a preservative,
sodium alginate,
sodium citrate,
enzymes,
apocarotenal (color),
annatto (color),
cheese culture
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:47, Reply)
NOM

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:50, Reply)
but its soooooo delicious in the end

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:01, Reply)
Applewood smoked cheddar is lush.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:48, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:54, Reply)
If I had a garden, instead of a sh*d I would have a smoker. 100% definitely.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:56, Reply)
I want a tandoor

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:57, Reply)
Oooh good idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:58, Reply)
I am hoping for one for my 40th from my inlaws.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:00, Reply)
How much are they?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:01, Reply)
About £250.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:03, Reply)

this and Mexicana cheese are my cheese of choice
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:58, Reply)
I can't abide that stuff and I properly adore chillies.
The shittest cheeses ever are those ones with cranberries or apricots in. That shit should be illegal. I'd rather eat fucking Dairylea.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:59, Reply)
I agree with bitchtits here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:01, Reply)
PS alright, chutters?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:00, Reply)

Alright :)

How've you bean?

And yes, fruit in cheese is almost as bad as fruit on hot food.

NO! No to all of that.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:02, Reply)
I'm OK thank you GJ.
Can't stop though, off out to dinner.

RAVE SAFE YEAH?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:03, Reply)
Best I make: crab linguine
To enjoy: currently US barbecue or Pakistani
Alt: benders, foreigns (NOT YOU THOUGH K xxxxx), students, whiners, people, things, places....

Oh food? Quiche, marzipan, unsmoked salmon/trout/mackerel, toasted almonds. Not many things really.

Altalt: I'm off out now you frightful chutneys, C YAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:53, Reply)
Don't hurry back!
xxxx
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Well, half the time I'm lonely
the other half of the time I'm French
and the *other* half of the time I'm having sex.

Conclusion: I may or may not be keen on fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:58, Reply)
NO PARAPHRASING CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:58, Reply)
THIS IS CALLED SELF-REFERENTIAL HUMOUR

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:59, Reply)

a life filled with 'meals for 1'
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:02, Reply)
the best thing I can make, ironically enough for a veggie, is Barbary Duck.
I don't eat it though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:59, Reply)
doesn't that break your moral code or something

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:02, Reply)
nope
I used to work as a chef.

If I'm being paid to do something then pretty much my morals are left at the door.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:05, Reply)
When you're cooking something that you don't eat
how do you know whether it actually tastes like shit? I mean ... presumably you normally tasted the food you were preparing?
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The duck breast you can cook by sight and timing.
The sauce was red wine, black cherries and brown sugar so no issues tasting it.

Duck should be medium rare, so easy to tell if it was too bloody. Just sealed it, then extremely hot oven while the sauce reduced. It's piss easy and really impressive.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:17, Reply)
you should update the recipe for 2013
barbary hamster
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:23, Reply)
not enough meat.
Soz.

Maybe you should stick to Gregg's products.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:24, Reply)
Or Barbour hamster; cover it in a light coat of wax first

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:26, Reply)
what kind of a man wants a rodent as a pet?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:29, Reply)
why do you care?
And why the bullying?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:32, Reply)
I think you meant to type boy. A man never would.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:33, Reply)
they deserve to be squashed
with a big hobnailed boot
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:36, Reply)
This is one of the reasons we have 3 cats. No chance of a rodent anywhere near the place

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:37, Reply)
i loathed our uni hamster
pointless twitchy nosed little bag of shit and piss
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:38, Reply)
+ until it went up my chuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:40, Reply)
the little sod used to aim itself so that its piss shot through the bars

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:43, Reply)
Of course. It had seen your face.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:45, Reply)
it reminded me of you
pissing all over the place
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:54, Reply)
Your flat? I don't remember doing a dirty protest.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:56, Reply)
It's normal for you not to remember social proceedings.
What with the incipient alcoholism and all that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:03, Reply)
This is the hottest cyber I've read this year.

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you know something Swipe?
I genuinely think I prefer being in Al's online company to being in yours.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:40, Reply)
whoa
harsh words

was this you??

www.news.com.au/breaking-news/british-man-arrested-for-frying-live-hamster/story-e6frfku0-1226270250150
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:42, Reply)
no.
Harsh words indeed, but true words.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:44, Reply)
Best thing wot I've made was the Hungarian dinner I did last year to celebrate thirty years of my globulous existence
My favourite food for eats has to be a good curry. Not a bad curry, I see you were confused at that. But a good curry. Ta.

Alt: Mushrooms are filth and are a basically grown offa death so they shouldn't be et.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:00, Reply)
I'm not sure I'm with you here.
Good curry? Or bad curry? You've not explained properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:01, Reply)
See the problem with bad curry is that while it's curry, and therefore good, it's actually bad
But a good curry is both good, being curry, and good, as a curry.
I hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:02, Reply)
It really does, Thanks big guy!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:03, Reply)
Anytime Uncle M

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:03, Reply)
I think he's trying to curry favour here
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:04, Reply)
Normally you'd do lamb, chicken or prawn or something like that

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:05, Reply)
I do pig to upset the muslim hordes who are taking all our jobs and our women and our churches.

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I hope you pour it outside their community centres
That'll get our good English jobs back in the hands of good Christian English men.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:09, Reply)
Yeah. They call them "community centres" but they're actually mad jihadi terrorist training camps where they all cut off their hands and learn devil worship.

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I sprayed NO 2 SHARRIA LAW outside one of them the other day
I didn't even hide, a policeman, three vicars and a hard working mother of four (not scrounging on benefits) all applauded me and said I was the best person in the world, then the whole of the British Army saluted me as I went down the pub (whites only)
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:15, Reply)
Braised pork chops in a garam masala broth are ace.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:15, Reply)
I'm pretty sure I've never had a proper curry

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:14, Reply)
Just make 'em yourself
All you need is some cumin, garlic, coriander, turmeric, ginger, chilis and assorted bits.

Lob it together, job done.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:16, Reply)
I love pretty much all food apart from
Nuts
Andouille
Tongue.

Fnarr
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:02, Reply)
I cook allsorts
I love doing a nice casserole or stew though. The flavours and types are endless.

I do a mean roast dinner, Italian, Indian, Thai...

Love cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:03, Reply)
Some people here have eaten the game casserole I make. I will leave it to them to comment on how good or not it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:05, Reply)
Game being pheasant, etc?
I've never tried Game bird before.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:05, Reply)
Yep. I use a mix of partridge and pheasant for that recipe. Also love cooking & eating rabbit, venison, pigeon etc.
Want to try doing jugged hare. I've eaten it, delicious, but never tried to cook it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:10, Reply)
you pompous, self-satisfied oaf.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:07, Reply)
What's your problem? Surely it would have been worse to say I think it's amazing?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:11, Reply)
it was an extremely smug post.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:13, Reply)
Why? Surely it's better for others to judge if its any good or not.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:14, Reply)
it's smugger than Piers Mirgan

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:18, Reply)
Haven't you got another fascinating blog post to go and 'write'?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:19, Reply)
ha!
Yes, yes I do.

Why 'write'? Are you insinuating that I get an agency to write them for me?

Only a ginormous cockwipe would do that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:21, Reply)
I was insinuating that the poor quality of the previous content couldn't really be considered writing. Which is ironic given the blog topic.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:23, Reply)
Poor quality?
Nope. You're thinking of something else. A Polish hooker's anal skills, perhaps.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:26, Reply)
linklinklink

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:28, Reply)
Nah. It's up to him if he chooses to share it or not.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:32, Reply)
if he puts it on the internet
he's shared it!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:35, Reply)
but not with you though.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:44, Reply)
you've shared worse
with worse
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:53, Reply)
not sure what you're getting at here
Shall we take this to gaz?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:02, Reply)
I like the texture of the dead aristocrat's barbour jacket.

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I'm more of a fan of the sleeve lining of a smoking jacket myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:13, Reply)
I'm cooking with Quorn 'chicken' tonight
Awful stuff. Give me meat any day (fnarrr)

Bloody advertising made me pick it up. I'm not even veggie but the bolognese looked delicious on the ad.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:05, Reply)
You idiot.

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Yup.
Food shopping after a joint wasn't the best idea either...
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:12, Reply)
You're the most middle class stoner ever.
If I go shopping after a joint I come back with twelve fingers of fudge and every single flavour of seabrooks crisps. And a can of coke. And another can of coke. And a car air freshener that looks like a banana. Hahahah. Brilliant. A banana. And another can of coke.
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I don't mean this in a snobbish or xenophobic way or owt ...
but do you Americans genuinely think that overcooking pasta and mixing it with processed pseudo-cheese qualifies as a "recipe"?

Same question for all your other "recipes" ... like overcooking pasta and mixing it with tinned soup.

Wait ... wait a minute ... sorry. I do mean this in a snobbish and xenophobic way. Soz. I always get confused with that.
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so sorry i don't grow my own cows cucumbers and cheese shambles
Good thing you're not here to have to endure our disgusting "food"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:12, Reply)
Haha. Yeah. Seriously though ... there's a huuuuuge space between growing your own cows and American domestic "cookery".
Mixing processed food with soggy pasta is not a recipe. Even if you sprinkle crackers on top. It's why you're all dying of fatness and scurvy.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:21, Reply)
speaking of fatness and scurvy...

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:23, Reply)
Oh well played. Nicely done.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:24, Reply)
I knew you still loved me, Battso.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:26, Reply)
Calm down dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:27, Reply)
PFFFFFT

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:27, Reply)
did you just fart again?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:29, Reply)
no
it was the noise of your weary and exhausted hamster crawling out of your withered ass
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:30, Reply)
you do have a rather peculiar obsession with me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:33, Reply)
listen up
It's a fair point however food is insanely expensive here, especially to eat good, organic unprocessed yadda yadda
Ignoring that, people generally don't care
Point being tell someone else because I've been here long enough to have heard this same speech 5,000 times from you
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:28, Reply)
i love mac n cheese
stole a nice healthy american recipe with wholegrain pasta, spinach and low-fat cottage cheese off the internet, fucking NOM.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:30, Reply)
Christ.
You must really hate yourself.
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well yes
catholic guilt innit
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:14, Reply)
You should become a Buddhist.
They've managed to reverse the traditional theist guilt into unbearable smugness.
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^this
I've seen how insanely expensive Whole Foods is.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:30, Reply)
the one near me on high st kensington pays for your parking (at the £10 an hour NCP opposite)
if you spend over £75.

one box of salad and a bottle of water later...

i do love it there though.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:31, Reply)
It is a nice shop. Better value food at Harrods though.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:32, Reply)
if you fill a box with their different salads
it's dinner for about 3 days straight
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:37, Reply)
Fresh fruit and vegetables don't have to be organic to be healthy

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:31, Reply)
Easy tiger. It wasn't a personal attack.
I was attacking exactly the things you're complaining about: the food available is shit and the people don't give enough of a shit to fix it. And as a consequence you have the most expensive healthcare system in the world and you're all still dying of avoidable diseases. That's a pretty fucking appalling situation, don't you think?
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you should start a campaign

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:16, Reply)
I couldn't be arsed so I sent some pleb with a speech impediment and an angry ex-wannabe-footballer instead.
Apparently they were a MASSIVE SUCCESS and it's all better now.
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AND I LET MY DOG LICK THE PLATE WHEN I WAS DONE TOO

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:02, Reply)
Just out of interest
How much would a fair sized slab of steak cost at your local butchers?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:11, Reply)
probably around $12

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:14, Reply)
That isn't that expensive
But if you have cheaper options I can see why people would be reluctant to spend that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:18, Reply)
there are many people here that eat meat from a tin and would only dream of a steak
Let alone a $12 one
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:25, Reply)
i mean really the first time i bought a steak that expensive was when i had a bonus at work
Would a normal family buy $12 steaks for each person in their family as just a normal meal?
I must be cheap as well as poor
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:31, Reply)
No idea what the exchange rate is like at the moment
But £12 wouldn't get you much in the way of size or quality in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:32, Reply)
Depends on what kind of steak
You won't get the chattoux but you'd get three nice ribeyes.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:33, Reply)
Decent fillet's about £25 a kilo

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:35, Reply)
that's fucking crazy
That's like a full tank of gas
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:37, Reply)
I wish.
A full tank for me is almost eighty quid.

We're about £5 a gallon over here...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:39, Reply)
ohmygod
That's mental
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:43, Reply)
So ... now that we've adjusted your concept of "expensive" ... remind me again why you lot are all simultaneously feeding and starving yourselves to death?

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That's not really an adjustment
How many people there have cars? We don't have a public transport system like you lot do
Car payments are anywhere from $350-600 that's one to two pay checks for most people
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:51, Reply)
The rate of car ownership is pretty much the same in Europe as in the US.
I'm not sure what you mean.

Your original argument was that people ate shite because anything else was "insanely expensive". Things are typically more expensive in Europe but people don't eat nearly as much shite.
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Have you SEEN the Iceland adverts?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:16, Reply)
No. I don't watch ITV.
Is it pertinent to the conversation or are you just an unusual flirt?
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People on low incomes (and with no inclination to cook)
tend to eat over processed shit because it's cheap and easy.


you know, like your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:23, Reply)
My mum is retired and in the middle of building a house so I made her a bunch of canned meals and some confit of duck.
So you're basically right.

I'm still not sure what this has to do with the fact that the world's last superpower and the wealthiest country on the planet has a population that is eating itself to death with cheap shit.
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you implied that while America did that, WE didn't.
I'm just pointing out that quite a large proportion of the UK actually does.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:30, Reply)
No I didn't.
I suggested that the US is profoundly worse. Which it is. I have no idea why anybody is defending the pretty horrific fact that a quarter of a billion of the wealthiest people on the planet are eating themselves to an early grave with tasteless sugary pap. It isn't defensible.
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Tell me about it.
I worked out when I first got my car that it was $3.15 a gallon.
Even back then my American friends thought that was expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:49, Reply)
A full tank of petrol over here is about £100.

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you could get rump for about 15 on the bone.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:39, Reply)
You could probably get fillet for that too
if you didn't buy it at the supermarket.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:40, Reply)
seriously?
That's insane
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:38, Reply)
Yeah right. As if you eat off plates and don't just snaffle it straight from the microwave dish.

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i eat it frozen
Meat popsicles are my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:15, Reply)
Foxy.

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Not sure if they have double entendres in the US

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:21, Reply)
Then she'd need two meat popsicles.

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Mac and Cheese isn't cooking.
You can get it in a packet.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:12, Reply)
i don't cook
The oven does
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:15, Reply)
I make a really nice spaghetti sauce, but then so does everybody.
I also make the most awesome chocolate chip cookies ever.

When we lived in Germany, we were on a combined UK/US base and we used to get that awful Kraft mac'n'cheese thing that comes in a box. My dad used to love that.

Alt: bell peppers can go fuck right off. As can seafood.

Alt alt: apparently the BBC are showing the Superbowl live on Sunday night. As all my Baltimore friends are banging on about FESTIVUS MAXIMUS, I might well have to watch it when I get home from the quiz.


EDIT: What the hell's wrong with everyone tonight? Are you all overtired or something?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:11, Reply)
JHQ?

(quintsy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:24, Reply)
Um... wut?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:25, Reply)
it's the name of a combined british/american army base I visited in the 90s when my brother was in the army
I thought maybe it was the base you referred to
(quintsy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:27, Reply)
Oh, right.
It was whichever one is in the middle of Berlin. I don't remember, i was only a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:28, Reply)
jewish headquarters?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:28, Reply)
That's Gonz's flat, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:29, Reply)
it stands for joint headquarters
So more like monty's house
(quintsy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:31, Reply)
no, that would be more like columbia

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:36, Reply)
the film company? I don't understand

(quintsy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:37, Reply)
if you look up
you'll see it whizzing over your head

no, this is not another neckless post
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:38, Reply)
i don't understand why you would compare monty to the film company that brought us classics like skyfall and underworld:revolutions
is he an amateur cinematographer?
(quintsy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:40, Reply)
Lamb tagine.
Slow cookers been on all day. It's gonna be peng.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:17, Reply)
I cook so many wonderful things.
My favorite at the moment is what I call Dog Sick Soup.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:32, Reply)
The name alone sells that dish.
Evening, Gonz. All good in the hood?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:33, Reply)
Alright b3th?
Yeah', not to bad, some things suck, something things rule, that's the way it always goes.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:48, Reply)
I believe that's 'life'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:50, Reply)
Yup, I had a little cry before, but then I took some extra pills and the pain went away.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:55, Reply)
I'm going to take a shitload in a minute
My wrist is fucking agony.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:58, Reply)
Lucky Mister Beth, or unlucky, depending if it's pre or post.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:07, Reply)
I'd quite like to dine at the table of chef gonz

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:43, Reply)
Is that a euphemism?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:44, Reply)
No tips

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:45, Reply)
MAYBE IT IS

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:46, Reply)
I would like that too.
When you get your toosh on a plane over here, they'll be many happy faces to see you, but i'll spare no expense on a meal as exquisit as possible for me to make.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:51, Reply)
don't be silly

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:54, Reply)
I'm not, not in the slightest. Me and Al alone, let alone the others, would love to see you.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:58, Reply)
You're like Roger Moore and Terry-Thomas combined into one ball of charm.

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I was a chef for a couple of years,
Used to knock up some truly stunning food when I had access to a proper kitchen, my kitchen at home is shit. Still, I think my crowning glory was a fish pie we used to do at one pub, I try and do it at home sometimes, and it's my favourite dish.


I'm not a huge fan of processed meats, like sandwich meats and spam and stuff. Corned beef is vomit inducing to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:52, Reply)
Fish pie sounds like a vagina

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:12, Reply)
You should probably wash more.
Just saying.
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I wash daily, thank you

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:20, Reply)
I don't understand how you've managed to make your vagina resemble a fish pie.
Do you have actual fish in it? Because that would be well worth a youtube channel.
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oh shut up

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:24, Reply)
soz
I was just curious.
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Had some awesome fresh tuna steak this evening
Served rare with spiced potato and a salad.

It's deathly quiet in here. New thread?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:41, Reply)
I just ate food
it was good food. There was no need for pudding, but I had it anyway because I'm a rebel. A fat rebel.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:47, Reply)
i ate some of my girlfriend's vegetarian sausages :(

(quintsy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:54, Reply)
I ate your girlfriend.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:57, Reply)
i wouldn't if i were you, she tastes like copper and methane

(quintsy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:58, Reply)
Too late. She gave me gas.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:11, Reply)
i'm not surprised, she's windier than winpug in chicago

(quintsy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:12, Reply)
Is anyone going to do a new thread?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:24, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:27, Reply)
Spoilsport.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:31, Reply)
we're just going to stick with this one FOREVER
it'll be just like /talk
(quintsy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:36, Reply)
But then The Resident Loon will never post here again.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:43, Reply)
Oh...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:44, Reply)
last time I tried it died on it's arse.
wasssup Hippy?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:28, Reply)
Alright Quey?
Nothing exciting happening here, just listening to a new record with a can of Guinness.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:33, Reply)
not bad, back seems to be sorting it's self
health otherwise improving so all good.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:39, Reply)

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