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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Best food you make?
Favorite dish to enjoy?
im a fucking boss at mac and cheese id give you to recipe but apparently you.dont have velveeta
Alt what dont you like? Im not big on fish
alt alt talk about whatever you want
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:41, 222 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Milk
Rennet
Live yoghurt
Salt
Velveeta ingredients
Milk,
water,
milkfat,
whey,
milk protein concentrate,
whey protein concentrate,
sodium phosphate,
calcium phosphate,
lactic acid,
sorbic acid as a preservative,
sodium alginate,
sodium citrate,
enzymes,
apocarotenal (color),
annatto (color),
cheese culture
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:47, Reply)

( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:56, Reply)

The shittest cheeses ever are those ones with cranberries or apricots in. That shit should be illegal. I'd rather eat fucking Dairylea.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:59, Reply)

Alright :)
How've you bean?
And yes, fruit in cheese is almost as bad as fruit on hot food.
NO! No to all of that.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:02, Reply)

Can't stop though, off out to dinner.
RAVE SAFE YEAH?
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:03, Reply)

To enjoy: currently US barbecue or Pakistani
Alt: benders, foreigns (NOT YOU THOUGH K xxxxx), students, whiners, people, things, places....
Oh food? Quiche, marzipan, unsmoked salmon/trout/mackerel, toasted almonds. Not many things really.
Altalt: I'm off out now you frightful chutneys, C YAAAAAA
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:53, Reply)

the other half of the time I'm French
and the *other* half of the time I'm having sex.
Conclusion: I may or may not be keen on fish.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:58, Reply)

I don't eat it though.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:59, Reply)

I used to work as a chef.
If I'm being paid to do something then pretty much my morals are left at the door.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:05, Reply)

how do you know whether it actually tastes like shit? I mean ... presumably you normally tasted the food you were preparing?
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:11, Reply)

The sauce was red wine, black cherries and brown sugar so no issues tasting it.
Duck should be medium rare, so easy to tell if it was too bloody. Just sealed it, then extremely hot oven while the sauce reduced. It's piss easy and really impressive.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:17, Reply)

( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:37, Reply)

pointless twitchy nosed little bag of shit and piss
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:38, Reply)

( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:43, Reply)

What with the incipient alcoholism and all that.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:03, Reply)

I genuinely think I prefer being in Al's online company to being in yours.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:40, Reply)

harsh words
was this you??
www.news.com.au/breaking-news/british-man-arrested-for-frying-live-hamster/story-e6frfku0-1226270250150
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:42, Reply)

My favourite food for eats has to be a good curry. Not a bad curry, I see you were confused at that. But a good curry. Ta.
Alt: Mushrooms are filth and are a basically grown offa death so they shouldn't be et.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:00, Reply)

Good curry? Or bad curry? You've not explained properly.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:01, Reply)

But a good curry is both good, being curry, and good, as a curry.
I hope this helps.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:02, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
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( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:08, Reply)

That'll get our good English jobs back in the hands of good Christian English men.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:09, Reply)

( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:10, Reply)

I didn't even hide, a policeman, three vicars and a hard working mother of four (not scrounging on benefits) all applauded me and said I was the best person in the world, then the whole of the British Army saluted me as I went down the pub (whites only)
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:15, Reply)

All you need is some cumin, garlic, coriander, turmeric, ginger, chilis and assorted bits.
Lob it together, job done.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:16, Reply)

Nuts
Andouille
Tongue.
Fnarr
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:02, Reply)

I love doing a nice casserole or stew though. The flavours and types are endless.
I do a mean roast dinner, Italian, Indian, Thai...
Love cooking.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:03, Reply)

( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:05, Reply)

Want to try doing jugged hare. I've eaten it, delicious, but never tried to cook it.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:10, Reply)

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Yes, yes I do.
Why 'write'? Are you insinuating that I get an agency to write them for me?
Only a ginormous cockwipe would do that.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:21, Reply)

( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:23, Reply)

Nope. You're thinking of something else. A Polish hooker's anal skills, perhaps.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:26, Reply)

( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:13, Reply)

Awful stuff. Give me meat any day (fnarrr)
Bloody advertising made me pick it up. I'm not even veggie but the bolognese looked delicious on the ad.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:05, Reply)

If I go shopping after a joint I come back with twelve fingers of fudge and every single flavour of seabrooks crisps. And a can of coke. And another can of coke. And a car air freshener that looks like a banana. Hahahah. Brilliant. A banana. And another can of coke.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:14, Reply)

but do you Americans genuinely think that overcooking pasta and mixing it with processed pseudo-cheese qualifies as a "recipe"?
Same question for all your other "recipes" ... like overcooking pasta and mixing it with tinned soup.
Wait ... wait a minute ... sorry. I do mean this in a snobbish and xenophobic way. Soz. I always get confused with that.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:06, Reply)

Good thing you're not here to have to endure our disgusting "food"
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:12, Reply)

Mixing processed food with soggy pasta is not a recipe. Even if you sprinkle crackers on top. It's why you're all dying of fatness and scurvy.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:16, Reply)

it was the noise of your weary and exhausted hamster crawling out of your withered ass
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:30, Reply)

It's a fair point however food is insanely expensive here, especially to eat good, organic unprocessed yadda yadda
Ignoring that, people generally don't care
Point being tell someone else because I've been here long enough to have heard this same speech 5,000 times from you
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:28, Reply)

stole a nice healthy american recipe with wholegrain pasta, spinach and low-fat cottage cheese off the internet, fucking NOM.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:30, Reply)

They've managed to reverse the traditional theist guilt into unbearable smugness.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:22, Reply)

if you spend over £75.
one box of salad and a bottle of water later...
i do love it there though.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:31, Reply)

it's dinner for about 3 days straight
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:37, Reply)

( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:31, Reply)

I was attacking exactly the things you're complaining about: the food available is shit and the people don't give enough of a shit to fix it. And as a consequence you have the most expensive healthcare system in the world and you're all still dying of avoidable diseases. That's a pretty fucking appalling situation, don't you think?
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:07, Reply)

Apparently they were a MASSIVE SUCCESS and it's all better now.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:18, Reply)

How much would a fair sized slab of steak cost at your local butchers?
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:11, Reply)

But if you have cheaper options I can see why people would be reluctant to spend that.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:18, Reply)

Let alone a $12 one
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:25, Reply)

Would a normal family buy $12 steaks for each person in their family as just a normal meal?
I must be cheap as well as poor
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:31, Reply)

But £12 wouldn't get you much in the way of size or quality in the UK.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:32, Reply)

You won't get the chattoux but you'd get three nice ribeyes.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:33, Reply)

A full tank for me is almost eighty quid.
We're about £5 a gallon over here...
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:39, Reply)

( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:46, Reply)

How many people there have cars? We don't have a public transport system like you lot do
Car payments are anywhere from $350-600 that's one to two pay checks for most people
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:51, Reply)

I'm not sure what you mean.
Your original argument was that people ate shite because anything else was "insanely expensive". Things are typically more expensive in Europe but people don't eat nearly as much shite.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:06, Reply)

Is it pertinent to the conversation or are you just an unusual flirt?
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:18, Reply)

tend to eat over processed shit because it's cheap and easy.
you know, like your mum.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:23, Reply)

So you're basically right.
I'm still not sure what this has to do with the fact that the world's last superpower and the wealthiest country on the planet has a population that is eating itself to death with cheap shit.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:25, Reply)

I'm just pointing out that quite a large proportion of the UK actually does.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:30, Reply)

I suggested that the US is profoundly worse. Which it is. I have no idea why anybody is defending the pretty horrific fact that a quarter of a billion of the wealthiest people on the planet are eating themselves to an early grave with tasteless sugary pap. It isn't defensible.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:48, Reply)

I worked out when I first got my car that it was $3.15 a gallon.
Even back then my American friends thought that was expensive.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:49, Reply)

if you didn't buy it at the supermarket.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:40, Reply)

( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:11, Reply)

I also make the most awesome chocolate chip cookies ever.
When we lived in Germany, we were on a combined UK/US base and we used to get that awful Kraft mac'n'cheese thing that comes in a box. My dad used to love that.
Alt: bell peppers can go fuck right off. As can seafood.
Alt alt: apparently the BBC are showing the Superbowl live on Sunday night. As all my Baltimore friends are banging on about FESTIVUS MAXIMUS, I might well have to watch it when I get home from the quiz.
EDIT: What the hell's wrong with everyone tonight? Are you all overtired or something?
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:11, Reply)

I thought maybe it was the base you referred to
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:27, Reply)

It was whichever one is in the middle of Berlin. I don't remember, i was only a kid.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:28, Reply)

you'll see it whizzing over your head
no, this is not another neckless post
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:38, Reply)

is he an amateur cinematographer?
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:40, Reply)

My favorite at the moment is what I call Dog Sick Soup.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:32, Reply)

Evening, Gonz. All good in the hood?
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:33, Reply)

Yeah', not to bad, some things suck, something things rule, that's the way it always goes.
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( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:55, Reply)

My wrist is fucking agony.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:58, Reply)

When you get your toosh on a plane over here, they'll be many happy faces to see you, but i'll spare no expense on a meal as exquisit as possible for me to make.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:51, Reply)

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( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:07, Reply)

Used to knock up some truly stunning food when I had access to a proper kitchen, my kitchen at home is shit. Still, I think my crowning glory was a fish pie we used to do at one pub, I try and do it at home sometimes, and it's my favourite dish.
I'm not a huge fan of processed meats, like sandwich meats and spam and stuff. Corned beef is vomit inducing to me.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:52, Reply)

Do you have actual fish in it? Because that would be well worth a youtube channel.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Served rare with spiced potato and a salad.
It's deathly quiet in here. New thread?
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:41, Reply)

it was good food. There was no need for pudding, but I had it anyway because I'm a rebel. A fat rebel.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:47, Reply)

it'll be just like /talk
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:36, Reply)

Nothing exciting happening here, just listening to a new record with a can of Guinness.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:33, Reply)

health otherwise improving so all good.
( , Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:39, Reply)
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