That sums it up pretty nicely
Although I gravitated towards the scene because of all the bleepy bleepy. The best way to cope with the hideously overweight girls in PVC catsuits (who makes PVC in sizes above 14? If you MAKE size 24 PVC, someone will WEAR size 24 PVC! And we'll have to SEE them wear it!) is to imagine them with a white patch painted on their stomach and yell "JUMP, WILLY, JUMP!" as they waddle past.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:00, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I don't think I've ever been to a goth night.
No fat chicks.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:03, Reply)

didn't you do Swipe?
or is this a recent rule?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:05, Reply)

cos she's ginger it's a double negative
don't do gingers + don't do fatties = do ginger fatties
(quintsy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:07, Reply)

i've met you.
your mode of dress was far closer to the 'pale boys with wool dread locks' contingent than it was to what I'd call goth.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:04, Reply)

This is true
And with good reason
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:05, Reply)

which is?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Although I've eschewed the wool dreadlocks
the traditional goth look is fucking dull
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:10, Reply)

gotcha, somehow I read your "towards" as "away from" in a previous post
we'll just agree to disagree then.

actually it's not that I disagree your thing is valid or even good, just I'd not call it goth because it has little in common, in just the same way as modern R'n'B has fuck all to do with Rhythm & Blues
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:13, Reply)

No question
It's really not goth. Too interesting.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:23, Reply)

curses! we agree again
except I'm not a fan of that bleepy shit music
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)

That "bleepy shit music" is what brought us together, old boy

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Only because you came to London (centre of the universe) to listen to it
you'd still have come if you liked better music, we might even have gone to the same gig.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Excellent opportunities for getting to know you chat at gigs
"WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK OF RORY THEN?"
"YEAH, NEXT WEDNESDAY"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:34, Reply)

anytime you fancy a proper drinky, rather than, a quick pint before a gig, let me know
if I'm ever in norwich I'll look you up but the chances are slim.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:41, Reply)

^ Grooming alert ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Course I will mate
:-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:52, Reply)

it's a big scene still, and I'm cool with that,
But I prefer trad goth really. As dull as that can be.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Windy Where the fuck is the vote box?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:21, Reply)

I dunno harters. I don't know.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I want to vote for Chompy's QOTW
But I can't find the vote thingy :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:31, Reply)

The mods have got you on 2.0

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Does that mean I can type things about sheds, dog fingering, and alcoholics getting kicked out by
there wifes.

Edit and not get stepped
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:34, Reply)

You should post this on every board.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Can you answer my edit
this is important
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Along with some eel porn.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:35, Reply)