Loads of injuries,
Most from Rugby, and then 2 big ones from motorbike accidents. Although thanks to the wonders of modern surgery, very few nasty scars, except my knee.

My job is fairly active, which helps, then I go to the gym as often as I can, I like to swim as my old knee injury doesn't take impact well.

Altalt, the best cuddles are with the one person that you just seem to fold in to, in the most comfortable way, no matter where you are.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:20, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That's precisely how I imagine it would be cuddling you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:22, Reply)

can I be little spoon?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:23, Reply)

I insist.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:24, Reply)

I think men should always be the little spoon. you don't get a mouthfull of girl hair.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Do you like to be wrapped up in her big strong arms all safe from the world, knowing that your loved after the closness you shared while she was "inside you"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:32, Reply)

No, I just don't like a bunch of hair in my face.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:34, Reply)

no one does, but the man should never be the little spoon unless they are tiny, and a girl

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:35, Reply)

I've got a bit of a thing about really tall girls.
It's possibly related to some kind of Oedipus complex or summat.
Whatever, it's giving me a lazy lob-on.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Meh, I don't obey your rules.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:43, Reply)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:44, Reply)

I have the long hair in my relationship.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Then big spoon you are.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Thanks Yoda!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:36, Reply)

I do love DJ Yoda, I like the way he samples things I have heard on telly into sort of songs.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:44, Reply)

cuddles are comfy for about a minute, then i wnat my space

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Luckily so does she.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:25, Reply)

And the flat.
And custody of your daughter.
And half your wages.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Don't forget pension & savings.
And blood.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:26, Reply)

is this a bitter divorcee sub thread

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Never been divorced and hopefully never will.
Seen what divorce has done to other people & it isn't good.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:29, Reply)

I've begun to assumn everyone here is either permanently single or divorced

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I'm really more of a playboy

( Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:31, Reply)

You can be found in a ditch, crumpled and covered in dry semen?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:33, Reply)

On occasion!

( Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Click

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:34, Reply)

I'm happily married.
Not sure if my wife is though.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:31, Reply)

^^ what short arse said ^^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:32, Reply)

seems unlikely, soz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:32, Reply)

nah she doesn't, 'hug me to slepp jesus' she says
and i'm all like 'Bitch...nigga needs his muthafuckin space'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:26, Reply)

You're still sleeping on the sofa then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:27, Reply)

IT'S REALLY VERY COMNFORTABLE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:28, Reply)

you're hugging wrong.
I'm going to hug you, and you'll beg me not to let go.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:33, Reply)

swimming is the tits

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:28, Reply)

I'd like to go swimming in tits

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Like Scrooge McDuck of the porn world

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I want to go more, but if I try and swim hungover I'm sick everywhere.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:32, Reply)

if i try to swim drunk i can't walk for hours after

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:35, Reply)

because you've drowned?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)

WHY HAVE I NEVER BEEN SWIMMING DRINK?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)

because you can't walk after
Or maybe that's just me
It's loads of fun but that's the only time I've fallen down when drunk
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:49, Reply)

I'm gonna try it
My gym does have a bar in it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:00, Reply)

YOU'RE GONNA GET SKINNED KNEES

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:04, Reply)

is it not all grass smoothies and soyshakes?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:15, Reply)

I had a pint of lager last week.
Although I got withering looks from all the lycra brigade.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)

I went swimming E'd off my lid having not been to bed for 36hrs.
I nearly drowned and lost lots of expensive possessions I was carrying.

I am a flidmo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)

*Battered's bookmarked post*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)