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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Just checked, he's FORTY in July.
Fuck me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:48, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Least impressive chat-up line EVER.
'Kevin Phillips is 40 in July... Gissa a shag'

It needs more work Lighty.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:49, Reply)
At the weekend I drunkenly signed up for some speed dating
I shall take your advice onboard - I think the previous advice was more immediately useful than this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:55, Reply)
i didn't know that still happened
I would have thought match.com and their ilk were your best bet
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:56, Reply)
fuck that I have to talk about myself for pages and pages
this I can give a 30 second synopsis and then say "But I'm keen to learn more about YOU". Bitches love that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:59, Reply)
Plus, after 30 seconds, you can claim to have been in a relationship with them.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:03, Reply)
Or more specifically
You 'were' in a relationship with them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:04, Reply)
thats the theme of today

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:07, Reply)
Speed dating eh.
How does that work. You do a gram of Billy and make a tit of yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:56, Reply)
No, they do
your way would never work, you idiot, it's the WOMEN who have to be got into a state of diminished responsibility.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:58, Reply)
Take a few pots of Vicks vapor rub with you.
They'll be like putty in your hands.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:02, Reply)
sounds like a plan
I have initiated conversation with TWO strangers this week, I am totally prepared to chat with multiple women in a sexually charged environment.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:15, Reply)

sexually HRT
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:23, Reply)
As long as they're gagging for it and not too fussy

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:24, Reply)
And there will be no risk of you accidentally fathering a kid.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:25, Reply)
Science is a wonderful thing these days
blowies and then mouthwash or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:37, Reply)
So when you've gobbled someone off, you like to rinse.
Class.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:38, Reply)

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