nah, no moustache or goggles.
See, now if all his mates had capes, at least that is some sort of club, or gang thing, but one chinless little scrotum in a Cape, surrounded by his barbour gilet mates was tragic.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:33, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I might see if I can find a sk8 cape.
There must be a market for them, right? Maybe in camo, with a pocket specially for the skate key.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:36, Reply)

I would image that hideous, wizened old crone Vivienne Westwood will flog you a tartan one for £800 if you ask politely.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:37, Reply)

I don't do tartan, except when wearing formal highland dress for special occasions.
I do quite fancy a camouflage kilt though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:42, Reply)

You silly sod.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:51, Reply)

Something like this, perhaps?
www.varusteleka.fi/en/product/jerven-fjellduken-extreme-multi-purpose-tarp-sleeping-bag/22621

(which at least has other uses)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Ah, the Barbour gilet.
The removable alternative to tattooing 'I AM AN OVERPRIVILEGED BELLEND' on one's forehead.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:37, Reply)