Good morning, to one and to all.
I accidentally went to Sevenoaks last night. That was quite an adventure I can tell you. Have you ever accidentally gone to Sevenoaks and had quite an adventure? You can tell me.

Alt: Freitag ist hier (I don't actually know any non-WWII German soz) - or 'Friday is here' in English. Are you going out tonight? Any LOLs up your sleeve? Or perhaps you are a tedious dullard? Do tell.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:13, 155 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Probably go out.
Might not though.
But I probably will.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:17, Reply)

It's precisely this kind of candour and insight that keeps this place going, Jeff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:18, Reply)

Thanks very much.
Get launched last night?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Nah. Four pints then off home via the chinky.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:20, Reply)

Good work
Been given your name medal yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:24, Reply)

My fucking what?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:25, Reply)

I said you deserved one.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:26, Reply)

Oh yeah.
I expect it's being engraved as we speak.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:27, Reply)

I'm a tedious mallard.
Does that help at all?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:24, Reply)

I'm afraid not.
Now duck off AAHAHAHAHAHAHA DO YOU SEE? DUCK????!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:26, Reply)

Yes.
Yes I see.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:30, Reply)

Another weekend of work approaches,
Should be alright though.

There was a knob head in a Cape in the pub last night. Not even some sort of dress up larp thing, which I can at least see the point of, he was just some druid wanker.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:28, Reply)

It was probably Wilf. Was he also wearing goggles and a top hat?
Goggles are a must, apparently.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:29, Reply)

Wilf and WP are now FB friends.
Wilf was drunk online last night, it was excruciating.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Well then he'd have known if it was indeed Foggsy.
It must have been another member of the 'steampunk' fraternity.

Poor old Wilf. He really shouldn't drink on those pills.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:33, Reply)

We're pretty much best mates.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:36, Reply)

nah, no moustache or goggles.
See, now if all his mates had capes, at least that is some sort of club, or gang thing, but one chinless little scrotum in a Cape, surrounded by his barbour gilet mates was tragic.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:33, Reply)

I might see if I can find a sk8 cape.
There must be a market for them, right? Maybe in camo, with a pocket specially for the skate key.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:36, Reply)

I would image that hideous, wizened old crone Vivienne Westwood will flog you a tartan one for £800 if you ask politely.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:37, Reply)

I don't do tartan, except when wearing formal highland dress for special occasions.
I do quite fancy a camouflage kilt though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:42, Reply)

You silly sod.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:51, Reply)

Something like this, perhaps?
www.varusteleka.fi/en/product/jerven-fjellduken-extreme-multi-purpose-tarp-sleeping-bag/22621

(which at least has other uses)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Ah, the Barbour gilet.
The removable alternative to tattooing 'I AM AN OVERPRIVILEGED BELLEND' on one's forehead.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:37, Reply)

Alright pigso
I see you upset the christian druid demographic
Also is that frisbee? He looks like a young conservative
( Theoban What of it, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:46, Reply)

No.
Alt: Nope, intending on a quiet one tonight, quiet weekend altogether.

This will of course change over the course of today, as it's going to be shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Methinks today wilt weigh heavy on mine back.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:34, Reply)

I have never been to Sevenoaks, either accidentally or by design.
Today I are mostly going to Derby with a mate. There may well be alcohol involved. This evening I shall be visiting my girlfriend and planning Saturday's flat viewing and suit shopping.
Hope this helps
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:35, Reply)

Enormously. Thanks Cap!
You see if Plumdozer had been helpful like this instead of making an ill-advised mallard joke we'd still be friends. But no. Not Britass. Had to be the 'funny guy'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:36, Reply)

Glad to be of service.
I will be suit shopping due to the NEW JOB I'm starting in February.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:38, Reply)

wearing a suit to work seems like a lot of effort.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Not if you are an undertaker.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Or you sell suits.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Suit You.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:50, Reply)

I'm going to wear a suit to my mediation meeting next week so I don't look like a smelly tramp.
I have a fucking lovely suit what JeffTheDogFucker gave me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:49, Reply)

He's about a foot shorter than you.
Are you going for the Norman Wisdom look?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:50, Reply)

He's not, you know.
It fits perfectly since I lost a few pounds.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:54, Reply)

£££'s
Morning
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:22, Reply)

I have 3 suits, only 1 of which fits me.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:56, Reply)

I have a backup suit which I'll have to wear if Xmas made me too fat for Jeff's.
But I reckon it's still going to fit perfectly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:58, Reply)

I might wear a suit on the day of your thing to show my support

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Right on, brah,
SUITZ FOR MONTZ DAY.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Someone has done a proper beefy eggo in here.
It fucking honks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:40, Reply)

I've seen some houses I fancy buying.
Shall I post links up?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Nah you're alright ta

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:01, Reply)

only joshing old fruit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Chomplolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:05, Reply)

Morning all
My solicitor is fucking shite - every time I send documents off to him he then remembers another one, leading to me hunting high and low (ala Aha) for my marraige certificate.

I shall be going to the pub at lunchtime as payday was yesterday and I need a pint or four. I am a tedious dullard though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:02, Reply)

No sir you are not.
My solicitor is absolutely fucking brilliant. He's doing everything he possibly can for me and I can tell that my miserable case is one that he genuinely gives a toss about.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:13, Reply)

We are using two solicitors at the moment, one for remortgage and one for purchase
The one that should be easy (remortgage) is the one that is shite.

Never mind, completion on 8th then the 15th - then PANIC!

Pleased your solicitor is genuinely interested as I think that could make all the difference. Has bitch-tits been in touch lately?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Do you mind?
I'm RIGHT HERE!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:16, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Yeah she's been replying to my chap.
Last one 'I shall endeavour to reply to you regarding my choice of mediator within 28 days'.

No you won't you fucking bitch. I've already engaged one and as of this morning you will have received a request to attend a meeting with her next week. Fuck you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Are we running a book on which excuse she will use for why she can't make that date?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)

It'll look bad for her if she doesn't make it
Really bad if she cries off twice!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Hopefully it'll be a strangled cry. . .

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:53, Reply)

She's violated my existing court order fiver weeks on the trot.
Two weeks ago she spent ten hours in Limehouse nick for assault. 'Looking bad' is her 'thing'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)

One wonders what one has to do to be classed as "unfit to be a parent"?
Maybe time for the "I am concerned for my child's welfare" card.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)

She is the mother - I'll get nowhere.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Maybe, but the welfare of the child is supposed to be paramount, isn't it?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:14, Reply)

True but her not turning up for shit and being a cunt to me doesn't make her an unfit mother, just a cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I was thinking more of the 10 hours locked up
but maybe common sense doesn't come into it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)

They didn't have enough to charge her.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I'm not so sure about that Monty.
My GF's best mate and her husband have managed to wrestle main custody of her husband's son from his ex partner. The ex is a yo-yo knickered slapper and they proved that the kid was better off with them rather than her.

Don't give up hope.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:19, Reply)

She will play the illness card.
It's one she trots out on an almost daily basis.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Request doctor's notes

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)

She's on disablity benefit.
There's little point in barking up that particular tree, I fear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)

I'm a tedious dullard, obvs.
I just popped in to say - if oversenstive Al comes round today, tell him Beckham is exactly the same as Jimmy Savile for me, won't you?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Was he FB trolling you?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:03, Reply)

He was indeed.
Edit: Actually, it may not have been aimed at me, thinking about it, it may have been aimed at the people who were actually seriously giving me shit. It's hard to tell with that cheeky chappy.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:05, Reply)

Oh Al.....
So predictable
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Are you on count down till 17.00

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:25, Reply)

12:30 more like
I have a date with P.Eroni
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I was on about this
www.b3ta.com/talk/7623226

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24176
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:46, Reply)

WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:51, Reply)

shit maybe it's a suprise party
AND I'VE GONE AND RUINED IT
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:55, Reply)

CHRIST HH YOU RUINER

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:01, Reply)

FUCKS SAKE
*drowns sorrows*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:02, Reply)

DAAKM

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Morning, Catweazle.
I have never been to Sevenoaks, but if I did, I would probably have an EPIC adventure.

LOL jk I'm a frightful dullard. The next few weeks will be spent drinking tap water and crying about how much my car's just cost me. What type of stupid idiot schedules tax, MOT and insurance all within a two week period, at a time of year when that idiot is chronically skint after two months of birthdays and christmas?

Answers on a ten pound note...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:10, Reply)

6 month tax is your friend here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:13, Reply)

That's what I've done.
But even that is horrific, since my car is old and cronky, and not green.

Although, technically, it is green. Just not green.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:16, Reply)

it seems to be a common mistake.
Although good old government has given me a boon, as my car no longer needs an MOT. so all I have to pay is insurance and running costs. And classic car insurance is peanuts. I highly recommend it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Well, it's fifteen years old, so it's almost there.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:18, Reply)

15?
That's practically brand new.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Bartleby will probably try to shag it then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:26, Reply)

Borderline legal

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Never been to Sevenoaks, soz
Highlight of the weekend will be buying and fitting some new interior doors, this will be tedious and dull.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Rock - but with a side order of Roll.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I accidentaly went to somewhere in surrey once on the last train, it was tedious
it's my big meeting presentation today, wish me luck my internet chums!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Good luck darling x x x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:29, Reply)

I hope you're using paper notes and a flipchart
The mere thought of you trying to use a projector, laptop and Powerpoint is horrific.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Morning Monters
I have never been to Sevenoaks but I cannot discount the possibility of a future visit.

No kids this weekend so relatively laid back. Seeing the GF tonight and Sunday, and off to football hospitality with my mate tomorrow - which will be very messy indeed.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:30, Reply)

I've got a football day out coming up too.
good old corporate free lashups.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Free bar from 1230 till 1800 and a 3-course meal. Can't go wrong.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Free bar for five-and-a-half hours?
Can't see that going pear-shaped. No siree!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Aye, and the taxi to the game picks us up from - you guessed it - the pub.
FFS.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)

And then after the bunfight finishes we then head back to....ah fuck it you can work it out for yourself.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Casualty

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Entirely possible
My only saving grace is that I'm avoiding beer at the moment so it'll be G&Ts all the way.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Oh, that'll be FINE then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:21, Reply)

And just think of all the fruit I'll be having - I'll be WAY over my 5 portions for the day.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Oh Fister
I'm jealous but I weep for your soon-to-be-abused liver
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Fucking splendid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:54, Reply)

I don't even know what a Sevenoaks is
Alt: No I'm staying in tonight, for tomorrow is Saturday, the day of work and stuff. I need to change my shift.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:43, Reply)

shift underpants
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:54, Reply)

THEY'RE FRESH ON
I mean ain't washed them for a few months, but I need to fit in at work, everyone else is a smelly nerd too
( Theoban What of it, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:55, Reply)

I bet you have to put them on with a hammer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Never been to Sevenoaks.
*hilarious joke about renaming it Twooaks since the 87 gales*.

dull weekend parenting, highlight of which might be flying my radio controlled helicopter.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)

I'd give my right arm for a 'dull' weekend parenting.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Thanks "Rick Allen"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:03, Reply)

I'm sure you would
I'm quite looking forward to it myself, but we are a minority old boy, I expect most would view it a dull
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Not been to Sevenoaks
I should clearly get out more.

A quiet night tonight as I'm off up to the Hub of The Country that is Birmingham on Saturday. Boozing with mates (and possibly boardgames!) then off to a football match on Sunday before returning to sleepy London village.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:54, Reply)

I hear they're erecting (hehe) some stocks outside the Hawthorns for Odemwingie
Apparently angry fruit-wielding mobs are scheduled for 10am, 11.30 and about an hour before kick-off tomorrow. You should go along.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I think he'll be safe as he wont set foot near there again now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:01, Reply)

He sort of has to
still has 18 months on his contract.

Darren Gibson tweeted -
New song by Odemwingie “Sign Me Maybe”…”Hey, I just drove here. And this is crazy. I’m in your car park. So sign me maybe”

I lol'd.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I was going to go out, but I have no money.
so instead I stayed in, went to the gym, did my washing, and finished my petticoat to go under the skirt I made for my 21st next week. costume is officially sorted.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Have you gone back in time?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:02, Reply)

nah, party is 1950's themed.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I didn't know those frightful Aussies had that Amish carry on as well.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:05, Reply)

'tis no place to joke about, English

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Fuck's sake.

( Kroney, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Our BT support used to be in Sevenoaks. I really miss those miserable cunts.
They were miles better than the well-meaning but fucking useless Hungarians I have to put up with now.

I'm going to buy a suit at the weekend. A nice one. I might even go into Marks and Spencer instead of Burtons.

I am going out tonight. In London Bridge/Borough, as it happens.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Falling down?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Nah, got to drive.

( Kroney, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:08, Reply)

I went to a shop that sold expensive fish in sevenoaks, I didn't buy anything though

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)

News just in
The car is only going to cost an extra £15 to pass its MOT.
On the one hand, this is good news. On the other, fifteen quid to run a fuel cleaner through that probably does no good whatsoever? Fuck's sake.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:24, Reply)

*fucks off back to mumsnet*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Sounds more like
15 quid to run a fuel cleaner through so it'll pass the emissions, if it then goes back to belching clouds of smoke after the test doesn't matter. ..
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I suspect this is the case.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Better that than the 100-odd quid it'll cost to change your lambda sensor.

( Kroney, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)

She's almost Welsh so her lamb sensor is finely tuned

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:47, Reply)

wankers

(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:38, Reply)