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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Take two:Born in Darkest Africa to missionary parents, young Wilfred Quixote Fogg was a bright but troubled child. He made his first invention at the age of 7, a steam-powered bicycle of extraordinary speed but poor maneuverability and set off to circumnavigate the globe. Sadly his control over this velocipede was so poor that upon his return he crashed quite badly and managed to kill both his parents. This tragedy sent young Wilf in to a spiral of depression and laudanum abuse that would last through his teens and into his young manhood.
Wilf was briefly able to pull himself together, with the aid of copious amounts of Lithium, long enough to meet and fall desperately in love with the glamorous Lady Cavington. He was happy indeed until she callously threw him over in favour of a young Irish stable-lad, Rory by name, who's handsome physique and devil-may-care attitude quite turned her head.
Following this incident our hero is a sad and lonely shadow of his former self, wandering the earth in search of true happiness accompanied only by his steam-powered bicycle and his servant, a young lad, cruelly afflicted with both homosexuality and cerebral palsy, who thinks he is the son of god, for company
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:32,
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Not bad at all, young master Wilfrington.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:35,
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Mildly hungover. Survived driving around Poland in a big flash merc this morning. Got the afternoon off. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:38,
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When are you back?SECRETB4$H!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:39,
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