God. Why aren't you dead yet? You're so unfair. God.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 12:52, 43 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I tried but God has a plan for me

( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:38, Reply)

I've come off the night shift this morning and slept really badly. I think I might actually be dead.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:12, Reply)

YES!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:54, Reply)

It's this sort of monstrous bullying that's seen you put in place as number 1 QOTW Internet Villain.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Oh hush.
I'm a fluffy bunny made of internet snuggles.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:20, Reply)

+ struggle

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:51, Reply)

I had to get up at 3am UK time to get a flight back from Poland this morning. Shattered Battered.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:56, Reply)

Part-timer.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:04, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:56, Reply)

Are you wondering why God isn't dead?
Or claiming to be God?

I have trouble with ambiguity.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Also, was this you? Don't try to deny it.
www.freedompress.org.uk/news/2013/02/01/freedom-firebombed/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Probably.
I set fire to so many books that they all blur into one.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Who says I'm not?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:31, Reply)

You smell like you are apparently. Oh no, hang on, that's just the smell of Coventry.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:04, Reply)

I've just come back from a shopping trip and none of you have died.
This was unexpected.

I'm going to the pub later.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:53, Reply)

Controversial.
I had a vodka martini in a bar last night. In my defence ... wait ... no ... there isn't any defence. Soz.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Thanks, Bond.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:27, Reply)

I could have died and nobody would have noticed - WAAAH...(or cared)
Clothes again?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:33, Reply)

Three jumpers, a pair of shoes, a Simon Carter shirt and some books.
So yes. But with some books as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Although they didn't have the jacket I wanted to buy.
So I was unable to get that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:39, Reply)

I'm after a moleskin jacket
I'm at a wedding in April and it's a bit huntin'shootin'fishin'. I've got suitable kecks and boots.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:42, Reply)

I wanted to get the Barbour Kirkham, but I can only find it online.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:51, Reply)

I wanted to get Barbar fights off the evil nignogs trying to steal his tusks and sell them to chinks.
Barbar is dead.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:01, Reply)

I've been trying to find a link but it won't work
PeterChristian.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:19, Reply)

Should I be searching for a Peter Christian something?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:21, Reply)

Catalogue company of good clothes
Put it in and you'll find it.

PeterChristian.co.uk

For some reason it doesn't let you link.

Exclusive, or spazziness on my part.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:23, Reply)

You're becoming the right PD clothes horse aren't you?
Books are acceptable. I managed to buy nothing in Chevin Books today which is unusual for me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:40, Reply)

Don't know about that.
How often do people buy clothes ordinarily?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:51, Reply)

If I constitute ordinary
I buy clothes when my old ones are worn out.

I buy quality and practical and they last a while.

I read the Daily Mail and listen to Radio 2.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:58, Reply)

I usually just buy them the once.
It seems superfluous to buy them once you own them.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:02, Reply)

Socks and pants are an exception I hope.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:14, Reply)

What?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 9:49, Reply)

I am cooking dinner and listening to Arab Strap.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:11, Reply)

listening to Arab wearing a +on
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:13, Reply)

unlucky

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:22, Reply)

I fucking love them.
There's 7 years between us Monts, that's practically a generation.

In the Mitsubishi days, Philophobia was what I put on at the sweaty, thoughtful and unable to sleep, in spite of the quarter ounce of skunk stage of the night.

Great days.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:26, Reply)

Shut up.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:31, Reply)

How dare you tell PD to shut up?
Don't you know that he looks like Midge Ure?

EDIT - It's over a year since I met him and if his hairline has receeded in that time he'd do a good Francis Rossi.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:35, Reply)

oh man
Please delete this post xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:21, Reply)

SCREENSAVED

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:22, Reply)

Shut the fuck up

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:58, Reply)

When I die I’m so gonna haunt your sock draw
You’ll be all like where the fuck has other sock gone, and my shade will be in the draw just laughing.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:50, Reply)