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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Got home from Poland very early on Saturday. Spent time with Mrs & Micro Battered, watched the rugby in the pub, had friends over yesterday & I cooked.
( , Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:42, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

( , Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)

So this big burly bloke got the ball and ran like two metres then another bloke hit him so he had to put the ball down and someone else picked it up and ran a bit then passed it, not forwards cos that'd be too entertaining, then the referee stopped the game for some obscure reason and one team had to kick it a long way then the other team got the ball and went through all of the above.
Repeat. For 80 minutes. But less exciting than I'm making it sound.
( , Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)

I kindly left out the intensely homoerotic bits
( , Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:50, Reply)

and add a line about men falling over and crying when they get tackled and you've got a football game.
( , Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:53, Reply)
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