Would someone like to complete my expenses claim for me?
Tedious thing is tedious.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:43, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sure
1. Beer fags and hookers - £235
2. Misc - £13.45
( Peej, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:44, Reply)

I'll do that for you if you will take over this phone call
supporting a branch in which some computers have lost network connectivity and others haven't.

Fair? You have to support them, not just hang up like a douchebag.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Dead switch needs a reboot?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Yeah.
But telling Battered the answer won't help him learn, Lokers.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Would need to be at the bottom of the rack anyway.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Bet you can't get a receipt from the Polish fuzz you bribed
to overlook your reckless attempts to drunkenly ruin an S Class. And some humans.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:46, Reply)

* creates a receipt for a facilitating payment *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:49, Reply)