Did you clip many tickets this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:23, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

More than that bitch Cheryl did!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:24, Reply)

I hope you got to sell the half-time choc-ices and Cheryl was left to show pensioners where the toilet was.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:26, Reply)

No such luck.
The manager says he wants her 'front of house' because the punters like her, but I know it's because of her massive tits.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:29, Reply)

What a cunt.
What feature was on this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:32, Reply)

A Midsummers Night Dream
By some bloke called Shakespeare or some shit.
Was pretty good, I reckon he'd do alright for himself if he stuck in a few car chases and that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:35, Reply)

How many explosions were there?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:36, Reply)

None really
Well shit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:43, Reply)

What cunt made you go and see that?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:44, Reply)

My fucking wife.
Told me there'd be tits in it, didn't she?
There was one bird with quite big tits, but she never got them out.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:47, Reply)

So you used up a child minding card to go and see a 'film' with no tits, car chases or explosions.
You daft bastard.

Tell you you need 3 extra pub-passes otherwise you'll train your kids to roll joints for you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:49, Reply)

Imagine that...
One could fetch me beer from the fridge while the other skins up.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:51, Reply)

If they get really good at it, you could put them on that Simon Cowell talent show
And when they win, you could offer to look after the prize money for them.

If you get them hooked on the drink and drugs early enough, they'll foget about the money and you can spend it on getting your next album made.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:53, Reply)

It's a dream of mine.
But who are we kidding here?
One of them still shits in a nappy and the other one just wants to 'play' all the time.
Lazy cunts.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:00, Reply)

But enough about you and Mrs Tangles.
What about the kids!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:01, Reply)

I'm getting better though
I had a *almost* 'dry day' today.
Then I got over-excited and pissed all over the rug in the living room.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:07, Reply)