So you used up a child minding card to go and see a 'film' with no tits, car chases or explosions.
You daft bastard.

Tell you you need 3 extra pub-passes otherwise you'll train your kids to roll joints for you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:49, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Imagine that...
One could fetch me beer from the fridge while the other skins up.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:51, Reply)

If they get really good at it, you could put them on that Simon Cowell talent show
And when they win, you could offer to look after the prize money for them.

If you get them hooked on the drink and drugs early enough, they'll foget about the money and you can spend it on getting your next album made.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:53, Reply)

It's a dream of mine.
But who are we kidding here?
One of them still shits in a nappy and the other one just wants to 'play' all the time.
Lazy cunts.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:00, Reply)

But enough about you and Mrs Tangles.
What about the kids!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:01, Reply)

I'm getting better though
I had a *almost* 'dry day' today.
Then I got over-excited and pissed all over the rug in the living room.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:07, Reply)