i actually did think this about nikki beach
most dreadful tacky cunt-infested place ever. my friend said excitedly, "it's so cool, it's all white*." i was horrified. and disappointed. only white guys? flabby beer guts, red sunburn and tiny cocks on parade...



*for those who haven't been, she meant the beds, towels, staff uniforms etc.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:48, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

So you're never going back, then?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)

i can safely say not
it was about 240 euros to hire a lounger. so all 10 of us squeezed on it. it was literally like the song.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:01, Reply)

I don't even know what nikki beach is.
but why couldn't you take your own lounger?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:03, Reply)

it was a big white leather one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:09, Reply)

It was Peter Stringfellow?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)

So it's not true about when you go "black"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)