i have poorly disguised rage issues, so i kick off people's wing mirrors
i made the mistake of having a beautiful child with a total cunt

i am a neckless greasy kebab salesman

i am an irish leprechaun, whist, begorrah

i live in congleton

i think that people care about my tragic life of homebrew and strippers

i have two houses (first world problem, this one)

i have to travel to poland and i shout about people being fat to take attention away from my own gunt

will that do?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:49, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

You left me out Swipey :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:51, Reply)

don't ask
she'll character assassinate you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:51, Reply)

I have no character
Cries
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 18:52, Reply)