Ten years ago I was living in Edinburgh and we had just got Blueyonder internet and I was engaged to a lovely lady
Now I'm living in Cork and I am a lonely sad old fat waste of human effluent.

Things that are better: I have better internet
Things that are worst: OH GOD I'M SO LONELY
( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:03, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

why did you engagement break down
Tell Jeremy Jesus all about it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:07, Reply)

To be fair it was all my fault
I was a slobbish layabout who didn't even bother getting a job
She was utterly right to kick me out
Sorted me self out as a result
Well in some ways
Hooray
Hello
Love
Theoban
Age
31
( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:09, Reply)

It does sound like your fault tbh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Yeah it was

( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)

ah well, at least you've learnt from your mistakes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Yeah
I'm not to be trusted around womenfolk
( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:18, Reply)