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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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what is that story?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:40, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
someone suggested we wrote a short story
i was bored, so i did
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:41, Reply)
ahhhhh, I see

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:42, Reply)
I got about twenty words into that and died.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:43, Reply)
i got to hairy bum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:44, Reply)
And then you started crying again
consumed with jealousy by all these people with normally mounted arses.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:47, Reply)
THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:44, Reply)
swipe almost got pregnant off a bin man

(quintsy, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:47, Reply)
shut it neckless

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:53, Reply)
i got a neck implant
FUCK YOU COPPERTOP
(quintsy, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:54, Reply)
I AM NOT GINGER
NOT GINGER NOT GINGER NOT GINGER
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:56, Reply)
your hair is definitely ginger, just accept it and move on

(quintsy, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:57, Reply)
it's "auburn"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:59, Reply)
it's funny because
actually it's very dark brown

:(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:00, Reply)
except in that photo, and i suspect in every photo ever taken of you
and in real life
(quintsy, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:01, Reply)
i will post a new photo and you will see
as soon as i've been to the hairdresser
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:02, Reply)
And had it dyed dark brown.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:04, Reply)
No matter what she does to her hair, she'll always be a fat northen munter.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:05, Reply)
it's alright if she does that
i'll pop into greggs and ask aboutt he whole cuffs/collars deal
(quintsy, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:06, Reply)
From what I've heard, he'd love it if you "popped in"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:07, Reply)
I can't believe you don't suck cocks or fuck mothers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Nobody fancies her, no matter how many times she tells them her hair isn't ginger, it's "flame".

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:05, Reply)
"russet"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:07, Reply)
B R U N E T T E

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:10, Reply)
'Strawberry blonde'.
The nearest she gets to strawberries when she chooses it as an ice cream flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:10, Reply)
it couldn't be less blonde, you raving berk

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)
i heard that you love me
so there
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:10, Reply)
i heard this as well
Corroborated evidence
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)
it makes me feel sick
but i think it's true
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:12, Reply)
You should be so lucky.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:12, Reply)
Oh god imagine his garlic laced tongue all over you
and the body odor, mon dieu the body odor!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:13, Reply)
we had a french cleaner at my estate agency
he fucking reeked
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:16, Reply)

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