I think I want to buy a Ducati.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:08, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Odd time to have a mid-life crisis?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:09, Reply)

he's nearly 40
Right time, isn't it?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:10, Reply)

Allegedly so
I have driven a Ferrari in an effort to keep mine at bay.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:12, Reply)

How old are you anyway?
I always have you pegged as about 15 years older than me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:12, Reply)

Mid 40s
Good guess
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:13, Reply)

I'm 33, so near enough.
Alright? No attempts at bullying?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:15, Reply)

Not today. Sleep calls.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:18, Reply)

Alright.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:21, Reply)

I had bikes for years, until about 4 years ago.
Just fancy another. I won't get it probably, bit irresponsible to have a sports bike when you're a parent.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:13, Reply)

I love the idea
but the way people drive cars, no way. Lost a couple of biker friends to idiots in cars, plus one who smashed his legs up cos some dickhead u turned in front of him without signalling.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:17, Reply)

I'd mainly use it on a track if I got it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:18, Reply)

Buy one.
Crash it.

Die.

Job done.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:10, Reply)

Unlikely, they break down a lot

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:10, Reply)

Phew!
Imagine a world without Battered!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:11, Reply)

You'd weep desolately.



for about 3 seconds.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:15, Reply)

I really want this
www.etsy.com/listing/118625777/meteorite-ring-with-dinosaur-bone-and?ref=trending_item
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 23:22, Reply)