You look lovely with hair
I really want to wet shave it and then crome it up nice and shiny. Thing is, I'd have to do it every day, and if I can't be arsed to shave my face, I'm buggered if I'm doing my bonce.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:52, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Can you not pay a turkish man to do it?

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:54, Reply)

I'd not thought of that

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:59, Reply)

WAIT make sure it's a professional turk
Not just some turk off the street
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Do you get a lot of amateur Turks round your way then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:24, Reply)

No end of them
You'll be crossing a bridge and you'll hear their jaunty tunes echoing from below.
If you dare to go below you may be offered a shave with a sharp rock, a warm towel heated between their thighs or a kebab made of rat
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:27, Reply)