I've let her down.
What about this one, it has space age drawers www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/S39904154/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:33, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

It's got rectangle eyes on stalks that stare at you
Hideous
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Fuck's sake
www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/categories/departments/workspaces/20649/

They're all ugly, why are they so shit?
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Here look this is probably the best of them
www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/00214157/

But even then it's got a raging stiffy for the 60s
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)

*looks at record collection*


Oh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:41, Reply)

It's all about the mad men.
To be honest I might just get a table, www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/S69903718/
Don't need anything else, and you can mix and match legs and tops.
It'll be covered in moutain dew, spunk and doritoes within a week anyway.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)

As long as it has space for both your 24" monitors
and your sound system
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:44, Reply)

And your girlfriends stilleto marks.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:44, Reply)

NO! This is going in my man cave, there are no girls allowed.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:46, Reply)

MEESTER CHOMPEE I WANNA SEX NOW
Woman if you even step over the threshold into my Manitorium I will end you
BUT MEESTER CHOMPEE I WANT MAKE BANG BANG
Do not test me woman I am almost gold league here.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)

:( I'm still bronze ;(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I'm unplaced
YEAH
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)

also I dunno why in my mind your bird has a bad thai accent
I know she's not from forrin
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Isn't it part of her stripper persona?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:52, Reply)

I have a ikea table like that
I can confirm it is a table and you can put stuff on it
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I will put that in my copybook.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)