I'm off to the juicer in a bit.
I don't even know what juicer. I'm just going to jump in a car and see where I end up. Like a magical mystery tour. Only it'll be to a pub. Not Skegness or owt.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 20:21, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm drinking in a youth hostel.
Don't seem right for a man of my age.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Spare me your life story.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 20:23, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1858563
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 21:07, Reply)

I think we should all take this opportunity to suggest that you are a paedophile.
I quite like Youth Hostels. I don't really understand why they're called Youth Hostels though given that most of them have German pensioners in them.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 20:31, Reply)

This is a particularly nice one.
Whitby Abbey is in the back garden.
There are no youths here, only families and old people.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 20:34, Reply)

Are you in Whitby?
Forget the blizzard forecast for tomorrow and walk down the old railway to Robin Hood's Bay.

One of my favourite ever walks.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 20:37, Reply)

The clues were all there.
If I were staying longer and didn't have the kids with me, I might've taken up your suggestion, but I'm driving home tomorrow.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 20:41, Reply)

Who am I kidding?
If I didn't have the kids with me, I'd be off my box on drink and drugs.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 20:42, Reply)

I'm trying to remember the name of a fucking superb place for lunch
It's at the end of the A169 and it's the crab and something.

Turn right after Thirsk and tell them TD sent you.

Edit - Mongy - www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=crab%20and%20lobster&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&sqi=2&ved=0CC8QFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.crabandlobster.co.uk%2F&ei=trYWUZwHh6TRBcuIgbAD&usg=AFQjCNGs-gbcXbqVhJiasuGEaCBvBtYUvw

Superb.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Thanks for the tip
But I don't do food with a face and it's rarely worth going out of your way for 'the vegetarian option'.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 21:00, Reply)

what's with all the North Yorkshire visits?
Are you relocating?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 20:52, Reply)

I just need to be close to you xx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 20:57, Reply)

we're both very good looking.
Imagine how beautiful our children would be.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 20:59, Reply)

We totally pulled off the whole 'gay couple with adopted child' look.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 21:02, Reply)

plus the 'soulful and beseeching eyes' look.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Don't do that, you're your own person. You don't need to do that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 20:51, Reply)