Last time I threw up was migraine induced and was not pleasant.
I really begrudge being sick when I haven't done anything to deserve it.

alt: lemonade always makes me feel better. As a general rule, I would recommend fresh orange or diet pepsi.

altalt: add an eleventh commandment of 'don't be a cunt'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:21, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Of course you deserve it, because you touch yourself at night.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Don't pretend that doesn't turn you on.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:24, Reply)

who says I'm even bothering to pretend?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:25, Reply)

It must be horrible lying there in your own sick waiting for your carer to come with the mop and a hose

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Keep trying.
another ninja edit and that might even be intelligble.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Done :)
this keyboard is utter shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:27, Reply)

As are you

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)

:*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:31, Reply)

*cough*bad workman*cough*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:06, Reply)