in today's Metro there's an article on faecal transplants.
people with persistent stomach problems have someone else's shit up their arses in the hope that bacteria in it will cure their woes. So Kroney's sordid practices are now being used by doctors eh? Another piece reveals that in Britain we are so shit at computers that even though our internet based economy is worth 120 billion quid, virtually no one is skilled enough to make it secure. Come on you nerd pricks, sort it out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 7:48, 25 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

And BUPA sounds like it should be read in a French accent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 7:51, Reply)

If you carry on with that language I'll wash your mouth out with soap.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 7:57, Reply)

The French are allergic to soap.
As in, 'Gerrus a pint Stunned, my throat is as dry as a French man's bath mat'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:00, Reply)

The bird's have got massive bushes. So I hear.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:03, Reply)

+ they like it up the wrong 'un.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:04, Reply)

Wrong is such a harsh word.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:05, Reply)

Oui.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:06, Reply)

If you think I can be bothered with a more eloborate euphemism at this time of the morning then you're sadly mistaken.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:08, Reply)

What's wrong with arse, man?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:09, Reply)

Nothing, now and again.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:10, Reply)

An enlightened view that I am pleased to tell you your wife shares.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:12, Reply)

Textbook

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:16, Reply)

eyethangewe

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:17, Reply)

It's as I always suspected,
IT people really are WTN.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 7:58, Reply)

(◉‿◉)
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:23, Reply)

Go black home.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:23, Reply)

coons out

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:28, Reply)

Woggamatter?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:35, Reply)

NEITHER OF THESE THINGS ARE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME.
I just thought i'd get that straight out there off the bat.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:14, Reply)