What are the other couples like?
cunts? i bet they're cunts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:46, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

At least a couple of them are definitely OK.
One of the other couples is into hypnobirthing, though. Although, being fair, it has nowt to do with hypnosis it turns out, so not quite as utterly mental as it first appeared.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Our NCT group were alright, apart from one lot of yogurt weavers.
Have you got to the bit about the mucus plug yet? Delightful.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:01, Reply)

Yeah, we've finished them now. But I've spent quite a long time in medical research
including 3 years working on endemetriosis. There's nothing that any antenatal class can do that will provoke a reaction other than "meh" in me.

My wife, on the other hand...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:06, Reply)

At one class they talked about 'breast confusion'.
I asked a mate about this and was told 'there is no confusion. You won't be allowed anywhere near them'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:09, Reply)

likes it up the shitter.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

Well played.
Man of the match award.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:12, Reply)