People who refer to their daughters as 'princesses' are common as muck
And as such should be tossed around a farmyard with a big fucking rake.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:08, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

This one certainly is.
She named her kid after, I assume, Ava Gardner. Which I used to think was a nice name until I heard her say it. Ay-VAR. In a horrible, nasal West London.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:10, Reply)

I recommend you cease all contant immediately in case it's catching.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

I will always pronounce it EH-ver, as I'm not a horrible prole.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:15, Reply)

There are kids at one of the classes my daughter goes to called Atticus and Arlo.
Queens Park wankers.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:19, Reply)

The most honestly-named football team ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:21, Reply)

That beats both Rupert AND Jessica into a cocked hat.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:21, Reply)

A fantastic mental image

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:23, Reply)

Those are so 2004.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:24, Reply)

Oh, good.
As I actually quite like the name Jessica.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:26, Reply)

says the man that bought a castle for his daughter

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:10, Reply)

I also bought her 'Wind in the Willows' and I don't call her Mr fucking Toad either.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:12, Reply)

Pub lol.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:13, Reply)

if i had a daughter I'd call her a toad
Just to keep her in check
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:13, Reply)

That's sexist
He could have got the castle so she could practice being a crusader-era knight.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:14, Reply)

it's a fair point

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:15, Reply)

or a plague riddled corpse
like her father
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:15, Reply)

This is exactly why.
She once asked me if we could play 'knights and kills' and loves my (real) swords as well as her toy ones.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:17, Reply)

"He's a little angel"
*small boys in background is setting fire to the dog*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

"He's a cute angle"
*small boy standing at 30°*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:15, Reply)