Do you look good in a bikini?

( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:13, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Imagine Joey Deacon in a bikini.
Does that answer your question?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:14, Reply)

haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:15, Reply)

*moves to Bikini state bongle*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:16, Reply)

No, but I know that I could cut glass right now.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:16, Reply)

shoe or sans shoe?

( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:18, Reply)

I do have good legs
There are also somewhere, although thank god not in the internet, pictures of me in a mankini and some brown brogues
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:14, Reply)

A couple of days ago, an ex put up a picture of me from when we lived together
about 16 or 17 years ago. I'm topless, with a russian hamster on my shoulder.

Clearly she hasn't fucking forgiven me for leaving her.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Was it drunk?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:19, Reply)

haha, no
russian hamsters are just smaller and slightly more aggressive than other hamsters. Kind of the Battered of the hamster world.

And you have to keep them in a fish tank.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:20, Reply)

I like this analogy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:21, Reply)

ogy

LOLOLOLOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:22, Reply)

your powers are weak old man
STRWARZLOLZZZ
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:22, Reply)

See how many FB adds you get from B3tans now you've told them that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:20, Reply)

gaz me his name so i can have a look yeah?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:22, Reply)

haha.
Most of the /OT ladies have already stalked me, obviously.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:22, Reply)

I imagine that is similar to when humpback whales corral fish with trails of bubbles

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:23, Reply)

I've got a mental image of swipe swimming around a tank gushing bubbles out of her faff
as Badge desperately swims closer to the surface.

You know I was wrong about Winder's parentage. THIS is the weirdest boner ever.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:25, Reply)

officelol
queef fishing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:25, Reply)

I feel dirty.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:28, Reply)

That's because you are French

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:30, Reply)

You can add me if you want, chief.
That sounds dead hot.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:18, Reply)

I can't really it'd break dozer's heart, i rejected him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:20, Reply)

Well, yeah, but dozer's a prick.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:20, Reply)

Why is it so late in the day before we start getting accurate posts like this?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:21, Reply)

I'm in a bad mood.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:22, Reply)

Le Blues were awful at the weekend

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:23, Reply)

Les Bleux
Prick.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:25, Reply)

you'd never think i got an A at GCSE French

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:27, Reply)

I expect you got an A in Computer Studies, too.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:28, Reply)

Didn't do it, in fact I'm even sure it was offered

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:30, Reply)

nah, he's alright, just misunderstood

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:21, Reply)

He really isn't.
He had quite a substantial Bert episode the other night.

Questionable mental stability IMHO*

* yes Rory, I know, stones, glass houses etc. Snore.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:54, Reply)