I used to think I was nails
but in recent years I seem to be annoyingly susceptible to lergy. On the upside I vommed and shat about 5lbs off last week.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:29, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Your girlfriend is a shitty poo hands.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:30, Reply)

I thought you lot had to stick up for each other?
Vegetarians, not shitty poo-hands types. At least the shit on her hands is her own (or mine). You got yours from fisting kids. You probably like it if they've got diarrhoea when you fist them. Extra lube.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Vegetarians are too weak to stand up for anything.
You're thinking of gingers.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:36, Reply)

I thought Gingers lived in shameful denial?
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(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)

I made vegetarian burgers last night, with my home made green chilli paste.
They were well nom actually.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Sounds lush!
Trouble is, there's nowhere around here that slaughters vegetarians so their meat's hard to get.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Gay.

( Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Sorry when I said 'vegetarian' I really meant 'nommy pulled chorizo'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:45, Reply)

I hope you added baconz?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:46, Reply)

N0MM13 B4YC0NZ

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:06, Reply)