because your pet is bent, mm-kay?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:14, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Grace is very cute, low maintenance and friendly.
The complete opposite of you.

I detect jealousy here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:15, Reply)

hamsters are a bit daft.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:15, Reply)

And very endearing.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:16, Reply)

if i met a dude
and we went back to his after 8 dates or whatever, and he had a hamster, i would think he was either gay or into some seriously kinky shit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Whatever floats your boat, dudette.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:17, Reply)

8

1
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:17, Reply)

1 dates?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:18, Reply)

hey
i'm not you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:18, Reply)

^ this ^
oh so much this

pointless
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:16, Reply)

They are great pets.
Your uni one does sound like it was a bit of a dick though.

Maybe it was a bit neglected.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:17, Reply)

it was spoiled rotten
even though i think, secretly, we all hated it.

and it fucking refused to die.

so did the fish. years and years later, they're still living in my friend's pond
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:18, Reply)

You're like the Cruella De Ville of the crepuscular rodent world.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:19, Reply)