I'm cooking pork belly this evening. With mash and kale.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:07, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

CSB

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:09, Reply)

I thought you'd appreciate knowing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

You thought wrong.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:13, Reply)

Sausage and bean casserole chez Montezuma

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:20, Reply)

as in baked beans with sausages in?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:22, Reply)

More like a cassoulet you vegetable-munching oaf.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:25, Reply)

I love 'oaf' as an insult.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:26, Reply)

My father favours 'imbecile' or 'cretin' but I like the more medieval approach.
cf 'halfwit' or 'lackwit'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:36, Reply)

Zounds!
Methinks thou art but a lackwit and a prick!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Gadzooks, mistress Meaker.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Found a new butcher in Kensal Rise. Their sausages are SUPERB.
I will bring you some the next time I see you.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:22, Reply)

Will swap for chilli paste
Having found this ridiculously cheap chilli shop this year I shall be perfecting a range of fiery condiments for all who want them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:24, Reply)

An excellent exchange.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:25, Reply)

I also want to get back into making mustards now I have a food processor.
Fox's Spices do excellent kits. Or used to, anyway...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:29, Reply)

The internet is not helping me find them :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:31, Reply)

what was that video I was going to link you to?
EDIT: It was this one:

www.cocaineblunts.com/blunts/?tag=4-ever-fresh
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:32, Reply)

No good to me in the office, pal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:37, Reply)

I thought you were at home, flower.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:37, Reply)

8am-6pm is my usual working day

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:38, Reply)

*updates spreadsheet*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:40, Reply)

I can't wait to get my tandoor.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:35, Reply)

I can't wait for that either.
*rubs hands together*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:37, Reply)

There will be a secret b4sh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:45, Reply)

CAN I COME? CAN I?!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:46, Reply)

As long as you agree to eat some tandoori horse

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:47, Reply)

NO.
Fuck off.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:48, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:49, Reply)

You know what I had a massive yearning for tandoori chicken a couple of weeks ago:
I could not find tandoori paste in any shop inc two large supermarkets. I'm sure it's online but I wanted it THERE AND THEN and nothing. Fucking weird. I only wanted the Patak's one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:39, Reply)

These guys are ace:
spicebox.co.uk/
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:40, Reply)

Oh ta

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:42, Reply)

No problem
The curry kits are great. They have a shop in York and one in Surrey somewhere but do mail order.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:43, Reply)

I had a curry on saturday, fucking loved it, one of those rogan ones.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:50, Reply)

You're joshing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:51, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:51, Reply)

Kill yourself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:52, Reply)

Up the street, not across the road.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:53, Reply)

korman man.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:54, Reply)