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two windy pig threads in one day eh?
I've got a couple of hours free before I go back to work again, what should I do?
What do you do if you have a couple of hours spare?
I might play computer games, or read a magazine. Or take the dogs out.
Alt. Colleagues most irritating behaviour, one of my bar girls keeps inviting me to vaudeville raves, and insists on playing shit folk jangle music and insists I will really like it.
Altalt; Did cavy get laid or what?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:21,
271 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:23,
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Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:23,
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I'd have a sleep, I'm hanging.
Alt: She fit? Does she know about Windy Sow?
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Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:23,
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vaudeville raves are probably full of the most awful pompus pricks ever.
Unfortunatly a lot of the women there will be hot and have made an extra special effort. You have to measure the pros and cons.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:23,
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what are they?
they sound interesting
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:24,
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Like larping but for attractive people who have sex.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:24,
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Nearly viable
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:25,
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Are you talking about your recently fertilised eggs?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:33,
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eggs face
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:33,
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I'm happy with the lady I've got thanks.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:24,
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Oh yeah, forgot you were tied down.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:25,
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it appears to be Saturday night LARPing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:29,
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Elton John's ill advised tour of Mordor
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:36,
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I always think I'd do something useful with spare time
in reality I spend it here. Lame.
altalt: \(◉‿◉)/
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:25,
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If she insists on playing Mumford and Sons you've got grounds to sack her.
Tell her to play some proper 'murder, rape and drunkeness' folk music or GTFO.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:25,
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I'm agreeing with AB here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:32,
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Mumford & Sons are cunts.
And pricks.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:34,
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i rather like their music, it's foot stomping
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:35,
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I've never heard it
TRUFAX
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:35,
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Imagine if you can, Coldplay with a banjo.
They're generally second on the list of 'bands I like' made by people who don't actually like music very much.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:40,
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see also
Muse
U2
Arcade Fire
Pendulum
Oasis
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:41,
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I've seen all of those bands.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:45,
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The prosecution rests m'lud.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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Indeed.
Every single band I listed there have either ripped off another band's sound wholesale, or have contemporaries far far better at what they do.
Sales do not equal quality.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:49,
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They're a better judge of quality than anything else.
The subjective opinion of many millions of people is more reliable than the subjective opinion of one, or a few.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:51,
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Nope.
Millions of people can quite conclusively be wrong.
Are you feasibly trying to make the case that, say, the Mr Blobby song, or Wet Wet Wet's version of Love is All Around are of the highest quality? Because they clearly aren't.
The phrase 'lowest common denominator' springs to mind here.
EDIT: I am in no way implying that obscurity equals quality either, that would be silly. Some obscure stuff is great, lots is obscure for a reason.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:53,
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Yes, just because I don't agree with it doesn't make it less valid.
You're putting your opinion above not only another person but over thousands or tens of thousands of people.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:04,
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We all do that to a certain extent though.
And I still can't understand how one can equate mass popularity with quality- the two are hardly linked at all. In fact, dumbed down stuff sells in vast amounts, just look at ITV's output. Are you making the case for X Factor over The Thick of it?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:06,
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I may give them a miss then
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:41,
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They really shouldn't be classified as folk either.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:42,
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that's your real problem with them, isn't it?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:43,
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No, it's that they are shit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:44,
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To be fair, neither should your face.
Man, I'm listening to some retro shit today. Layo & Bushwacka!, now Stuart Staples. Next up: Sabres of Paradise.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:44,
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they got a best album Grammy.
People seem to think they are good.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:43,
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winning awards is no guarantee of quality.
M People and Gomez have both won the Mercury Prize.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:44,
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The thing about 'people' is that they're, on the whole, cunts.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:46,
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Tasteless cunts at that.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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WTF is a 'Vaudeville Rave'?
None of my current colleagues is annoying. In my last job there was an Aspergic who was the single most annoying man EVER. Also, everyone there used to annoy me because it was expected to liberally use 'myself', 'yourself', 'ourselves' etc, and when I mentioned that it was wrong and made us sound unprofessional and amateurish it didn't go down too well.
None of that at my current place. I'm in charge of communications though so there are extremely high standards of copy.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:26,
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WTF is a 'Vaudeville Rave'?
None of my current colleagues is annoying. In my last job there was an Aspergic who was the single most annoying man EVER. Also, everyone there used to annoy me because it was expected to liberally use 'myself', 'yourself', 'ourselves' etc, and when I mentioned that it was wrong and made us sound unprofessional and amateurish it didn't go down too well.
None of that at my current place. I'm in charge of communications though so there are extremely high standards of
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PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:28,
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A 'Vaudeville Rave' sounds like a 50's American car
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:31,
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I'm going to take this reply as recognition of my very witty post.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:34,
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OK
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:34,
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Nakers got his name back have you checked
to see if yours is yet
I liked the post
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:36,
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Still "in use"
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PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:37,
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Just like YM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:51,
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terrible copyright infringement here.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:34,
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Ahem
None of my current colleagues
are annoying.
Extremely high standards of copy indeed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:44,
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B3ta ain't business, soz.
I got asked to freelance last week- I'd dazzled someone with my reasoning for 'referendums' being correct as the plural.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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\m/(◉‿◉)\m/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:27,
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This version is better
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:30,
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Agreed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:31,
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I make everything seem better
like pints 3-5
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:34,
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this is great
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:35,
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why don't I know it when I've had 5 pints though!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:36,
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I know not
Like why did I insist on doing the whole bottle of red in before going to bed?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:37,
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Because it's bad form not to finish a bottle once it's opened.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:42,
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It goes off quick
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:44,
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to drown out the shame
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:44,
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I need more than that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:44,
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Because you can't count that high.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:37,
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He keeps his other hand on the pint
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:38,
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Have a pint and a wank
I read or watch downloaded TV
Alt:
Drinking all the coffee
AltAlt:
A gentleman never tells
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:30,
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t sm + his fingers after going round to see Al's wife for "tea"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:34,
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hahahahaha!
A sperm whale is aptly named
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:35,
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your confidentiality is appreciated
and I, in return, will keep your subscription a secret
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:36,
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Keep sending those used pants
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:36,
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I've just seen some pictures of a girl my friend is taking out on Valentines day.
She's into Cosplay and is possibly persian, possibly a transvestite.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:40,
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WTF is cosplay?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:41,
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have you even
been on the internet?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:42,
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Dress up as pricks and go to conventions.
Manga/computer games/sci fi shows that sort of thing.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:42,
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Oh my shitty fucking Christ on a bike with stabilisers and balloons tied to the handlebars.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:02,
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like Larping, but conventions instead of parks.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:49,
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You could nip into Havant and I'll buy you a cuppa
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:41,
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it's a longer round trip than I have break. otherwise this is the best suggestion yet.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:45,
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Pah
It's a longer round trip than I have break. otherwise this is the best suggestion yet, SCHMIit's a longer round trip than I have break. otherwise this is the best suggestion yet.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:45,
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I'm fairly confident this makes sense
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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You tell him, Twoey.
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Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:48,
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A joint and a wank, maybe a sleep if there is time.
Alt: They just won't leave me alone.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:41,
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I play computer games, watch a bit of telly (I'm working my way through Andromeda at the moment which is shit but entertaining)
Or read books, or play the piano, or make ART
You should go for a lovely wank. Both fists.
Alt: My colleagues do things like aggresively wear shit beards and cowboy hats indoors.
Altalt: no-one on here has ever got laid, don't be ridiculous
Altaltalt: (◉‿◉)
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Theoban What of it, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:42,
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Cowboy hats?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:43,
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I call them the 'cowboy cunts'
regard my wit
regard it
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Theoban What of it, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:44,
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*regards*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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Yee look at me getting my regard on
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Theoban What of it, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:49,
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Regardez.
That's French. Bitches be loving that merde.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:50,
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les salopes ont tout dans ma merde, n'est pas?
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Theoban What of it, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:55,
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oooooooooooooooooooooo +w that's what I call stylish
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:44,
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Volume 2
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:44,
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Incorrect
I've had sex twice. That's right....TWICE!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:43,
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No you haven't
It's ok, we're all virgins here
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Theoban What of it, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:44,
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Well, I say sex
I wanked into her minge while she read Take A Break.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:45,
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Again, no you didn't
Look it's alright man, you don't have to lie here, we're a virgin support group, take it easy, let the pain out
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Theoban What of it, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:45,
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I wanked while thinking about a picture of a minge I saw once
:(
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:46,
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THAT'S MORE LIKE IT MY SON
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Theoban What of it, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:46,
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at least she had something to
send in to the magazine for her £20
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:46,
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Well, you say wanked.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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n l
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:48,
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is this really a greek tragedy reference?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:50,
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Not quite
I was implying that Mrs Hats had a large mancave
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:55,
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It's nothing compared to her milge
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:00,
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I've never wanked into a milge in my life
and you can't prove otherwise
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:55,
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You really are missing out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:56,
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You've got to admit, it is tempting though
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:56,
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milge, the female bilge?
I.E the bottom part with the waste water and slops in that needs regularly pumping out?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:59,
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Ray, a drop of golden sun?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:00,
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LOL
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:00,
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officelol
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:02,
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10/10
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:09,
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Oh boy, is it ever
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:59,
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Stay strong, TH
For the sake of the kids, if nothing else.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:00,
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One for each hat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:44,
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How do you think I won them?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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I have no hat
:o(
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:48,
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Soggy biscuit game?
SUPERMATCH GAME!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:48,
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Which _____ isn't going into ______?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:49,
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penis/that minge
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:50,
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EVERYONES!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:51,
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Supermatch game, supermatch game, supermatch game. Tss, tss, tss. SUPERMATCH GAME!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:21,
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CH T
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:12,
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That said I don't reckon Supermatt has enough friends to play that game.
Unless it's Soggy Biscuit Solitaire I suppose.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:14,
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Suppose? I wrote it, mate.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:22,
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I like to think he pulls by going into a room and shouting
"I'M WEARING MY SEX HAT. WHO WANTS ME?!"
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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Here he is, ready for sexing
SEX ME MY HAT IS FULL OF SEX JUICE
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Theoban What of it, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:48,
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DEFCON BONGLE IN NEWCASTLE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:48,
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NEEDS MOAR NONCING!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:49,
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The youngest in our office is 20
*fucks plant*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:50,
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Same with my work ties.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:51,
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You don't have a work tie under twenty years old?
You ought to do something about that, my friend.
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Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:57,
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The youngest one I have is your age but not as irritating or gullible.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:12,
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Or garlicky.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:14,
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No wonder Led Zep never reformed. That poor man.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:09,
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A whole lotta cow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:10,
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He'll be ok
He's just Dazed And Confused
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:15,
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I heard Sporto gave 'no quarter' in the bedroom.
Poor Robert ended up with a 'custard pie' ETC ETC
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:18,
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pffft
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:18,
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Good Times
Bad times
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:21,
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He had straight hair when I started on him
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:19,
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I should use that on Mrs Hats
"Oh darling....I'm wearing my
sex hat!"
*waggles eyebrows*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:48,
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I need me a sexing hat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:49,
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SEX HAT, BEBBEH!!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:52,
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*sees faded sign*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:54,
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*pages swipe*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:55,
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*wipes page*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:10,
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*buffs dickson*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:10,
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WASN'T THIS GOOD?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:11,
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Oh so good.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:11,
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Wasn't it fine?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:14,
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The best I've ever had.
/Becky Blues Explosion!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:15,
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Blues aubergine
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:16,
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Floppy Aubergine Explosion!
I have Orange on my desk here actually, I went digging through all my teenage stuff from the 90s.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:17,
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Crusty wank socks?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:18,
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He only likes their early stuff.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:19,
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alright Monts?
Daniel Avery posted this on his facebook feed this week, your pals Richard Fearless and Tim Holmes talking about The Contino Sessions:
youtu.be/TsUN5js3LcwYour mate Mat might be in there somewhere, I haven't watched it all yet.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:22,
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Last time I saw Fearless he had a preposterous moustache.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:23,
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I think it's gone now.
The Contino Sessions was patchy but that Bobby Gillespie track on it is fucking ace.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:26,
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Bobby Gillespie is a wanker
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:34,
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I don't doubt that.
But Primal Scream are (largely) great. Fantastic live band, patchy records.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:35,
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Nah
CDs and stuff by Foetus, Sisters of Mercy, Massive Attack, Young Gods, Death in Vegas, Coil, shit like that.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:20,
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The Levellers?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:20,
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click
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:21,
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It's a beautiful daaaa-aaa-aay.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:23,
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Madness
*shakes head*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:15,
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Oh now that's one step beyond, Lokesy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:16,
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Ah, listen to you!
It must be love.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:19,
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You wouldn't dare use that cheek round our house.
You're an embarrassment mate.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:22,
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Yeah well, your place isn't exactly a house of fun is it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:25,
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SOMETHING SOMETHING BAGGY TROUSERS!!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:26,
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You're an embarrassment
edit: ironolols. fucksocks
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:23,
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And you were doing so well, too.
BACK IN THE BREAD BIN, BOY.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:25,
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I'll just wait for the ghost train, thanks.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:27,
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He should take a night boat to Cairo for that.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:27,
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A couple of years ago Madness did a gig at York racecourse.
I could hear it in my garden. It was shit.
THE END.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:29,
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I was having a pint or 9 with Monty a couple of years ago in Spitalfields and Suggs was doing a live appearance in the market.
I don't know how we managed to stop each other from going over the road and punching him. Possibly because it would have meant stopping drinking for 10 minutes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:31,
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Madness are fucking shit.
I don't care if they're a 'great singles band', they are fucking shit.
THE END.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:32,
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I agree.
Suggs's mum is a good laugh. Met her a couple of times in the Colony Rooms (forevainourhartz)
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:34,
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That was indeed the reason.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:33,
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That used to be such a great pub, shame all the Hoxton cunts ruined it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:35,
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I went to a festival and Madness was on
Alright, middle of the day, bit drunk, why not listen to them
Then later that night the headline act was coming on
This will be good
OH NO they cancelled
So we got treated to...another Madness gig, identical to the first one.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:34,
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Ha ha. You poor fucker.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:36,
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Weren't best pleased with that
I was alright listening to them once, sunny day, drunk, fuck it, not my normal stuff but alright.
TWICE? FUCK OFF
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Theoban What of it, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:37,
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Encore
You know the score
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:36,
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SPACIOUS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:36,
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well spacious, yeah?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:37,
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Right side
Massives
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:38,
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Bad luck.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:36,
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*accepts that you won't be mine*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:16,
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*puts head away and zips up*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:18,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1862959
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:10,
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Curse your speedy hooves.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:11,
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hahaha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:12,
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oh that is fucking superb
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:12,
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First Robert, now Jimmy
That band are getting the full treatment today.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:11,
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You need to turn over a new Page.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:17,
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Have you heard that annoying cunt on Radio 2?
I've never hit a woman, but where's she's concerned there may be a first time.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:24,
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Can you narrow it down?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:24,
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He has to be talking about Whiley.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:25,
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NO WHILEY CHAT
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:32,
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oh come on that was good. No?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:36,
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I liked it
Not enough to click though, sorry
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:38,
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No.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:39,
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Elaine Paige.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:26,
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You might be the only person posting here
who doesn't do so because they're at work and it bores the shit out of them
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:37,
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I'm posting from the pub.
Just for a change.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:39,
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I'm rapidly coming to the conclusion that this website constitutes your entire social life
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:41,
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Nope. mrs B has taken micro B for a 'play date', so stopped off for a quick pint on my way home from work, before cooking, helping with micro Battered etc.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:42,
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Fair enough
but none of the above contradicts my suggestion. I doubt anyone would claim that helping out around the house can be described as a social life.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:46,
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I have the day off, I'm at home and I'm poncing about on here.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:48,
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I tend not to do much midweek. Too knackered from being woken up at 5ish every morning.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:49,
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Well I think this was the best day on here in fucking ages.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:50,
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what have been your personal highlights?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:52,
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Grey ones.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:52,
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You're about as funny as Ringofyre.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:53,
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Low blow Dozer. Low blow.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:53,
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Sorry Battered, you're right, that was below the belt.
You're marginally funnier than Ringofyre, but less funny than Vagabond's 'joke' about his dog.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:54,
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That was like an extended autistic episode
I swear he just kept typing in the hope that the volume would magically make it funny
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:57,
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Who? Vaggers or Ringers?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:57,
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Vaga
I have little to no knowledge of Ringofyre
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:59,
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Vaggers is 100% convinced of two things:
1- he's a witty and talented storyteller with a wealth of great stories;
2- he's funny.
Neither of these claims stand up to scrutiny. His 'dog' thing was excruciating.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:01,
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I don't remember the dog thing. Linky?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:04,
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If search worked then maybe.
Short version: he kept going on about an imaginary pet dog, and thought it was genuinely hilarious. The hilarity was as fictional as the dog.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:05,
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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Theoban What of it, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:57,
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I'm cooking pork belly this evening. With mash and kale.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:07,
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CSB
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:09,
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I thought you'd appreciate knowing.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:11,
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You thought wrong.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:13,
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Sausage and bean casserole chez Montezuma
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:20,
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as in baked beans with sausages in?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:22,
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More like a cassoulet you vegetable-munching oaf.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:25,
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I love 'oaf' as an insult.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:26,
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My father favours 'imbecile' or 'cretin' but I like the more medieval approach.
cf 'halfwit' or 'lackwit'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:36,
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Zounds!
Methinks thou art but a lackwit and a prick!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:37,
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Gadzooks, mistress Meaker.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:37,
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Found a new butcher in Kensal Rise. Their sausages are SUPERB.
I will bring you some the next time I see you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:22,
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Will swap for chilli paste
Having found this ridiculously cheap chilli shop this year I shall be perfecting a range of fiery condiments for all who want them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:24,
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An excellent exchange.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:25,
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I also want to get back into making mustards now I have a food processor.
Fox's Spices do excellent kits. Or used to, anyway...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:29,
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The internet is not helping me find them :o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:31,
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what was that video I was going to link you to?
EDIT: It was this one:
www.cocaineblunts.com/blunts/?tag=4-ever-fresh
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:32,
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No good to me in the office, pal.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:37,
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I thought you were at home, flower.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:37,
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8am-6pm is my usual working day
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:38,
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*updates spreadsheet*
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:40,
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I can't wait to get my tandoor.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:35,
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I can't wait for that either.
*rubs hands together*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:37,
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There will be a secret b4sh.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:45,
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CAN I COME? CAN I?!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:46,
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As long as you agree to eat some tandoori horse
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:47,
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NO.
Fuck off.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:48,
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:'(
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:49,
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You know what I had a massive yearning for tandoori chicken a couple of weeks ago:
I could not find tandoori paste in any shop inc two large supermarkets. I'm sure it's online but I wanted it THERE AND THEN and nothing. Fucking weird. I only wanted the Patak's one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:39,
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These guys are ace:
spicebox.co.uk/
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:40,
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Oh ta
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:42,
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No problem
The curry kits are great. They have a shop in York and one in Surrey somewhere but do mail order.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:43,
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I had a curry on saturday, fucking loved it, one of those rogan ones.
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You're joshing.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:51,
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:51,
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Kill yourself.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:52,
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Up the street, not across the road.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:53,
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korman man.
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