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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You know in how you see in some pornos women who "Squert", but they're like a hoes pipe with someone playing a prank by making a kink in it until you look down then they unkink it, every minute for about 20 seconds or soo.
What's that all about? How'd they do that?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
A 'hoes pipe' is my new favourite Gonzoism.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:19, Reply)
Hah, but how'd they make 'em do that? There isn't that much liquid in the body I thought.
They must get well thursty afterwards, proper dyhydrated. Well, one of them anyway, not the other one, she was practaclly drowning.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:25, Reply)
why were you watching-
you know what? let's not go there!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:28, Reply)
Ad break between C4 and E4 hollyoaks, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:29, Reply)
A question for Gonz. Do you get any at all now that Sexface has moved out?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:29, Reply)
The only reason I didn't get any when he was living with me...
... was because I found the prospect of his bunkbed collapsing with him and a girl on top too funny to pass up a potential opertunity to hear the crash.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:36, Reply)
I bet you totally saw Lampito's minge though, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:41, Reply)
Apparently she can make it wink and do the eyebrow thing like on the cadburie's advert.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:42, Reply)
apparently it's a thing some women do, I've not met one that does mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:31, Reply)
i have just one friend who does it
she said the first time was awfully shocking.

i said please don't tell me shit like that EVER again.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:38, Reply)
I've never seen it happen in real life.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:42, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/talent/post980042
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:46, Reply)
how do i unclick?
how?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:59, Reply)

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