whose this is badmons dukaz character then?
Almonds duchess is what my phone tried to change it to.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:48, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

He’s like Chuck Norris’s bodyguard
Fuckin NAILS
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:50, Reply)

When Badmons needs backup, he looks in the mirror.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I heard that Badmons once punched someone so hard
that they went back in time!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Badmons.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:54, Reply)

North Korea employs Badmons to break wind
So it looks like they are testing nuclear weapons
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Almonds Duchess?
My friend once called me an Ebony Balloon via SMS. I asked him what it meant and he said his autocorrect suggested it, so he kept it. He couldn't remember what it was supposed to say.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:50, Reply)