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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
AH AM TRENNING TO BE A NOSS
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:55,
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latest was 12 years ago)
My son has an african friend who speaks just like that
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:57,
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African? Is that a country now?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:58,
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How can i be racist? My son has a black friend!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:59,
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Is he allowed in the house?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:59,
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He has to go straight in the bath
because he's so dirty.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:02,
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If by bath you mean river
then yes
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:04,
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I'm all cool with him and greet him with
"WHATS UP MY NIGGA"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:02,
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There was a midwife at the hospital who talked just like that
I know most of the time it's not right that people working in Hospitals get attacked, but sometimes the fucking useless cunts totally deserve it.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:59,
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You allowed a negro to touch your child?
*phones social services*
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:02,
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The midwife who delivered her was a lovely big west indian woman.
In fact all the midwifes were lovely, with the exception of this one really aggressive and rude fucker with a very thick accent.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:13,
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