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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Lie next to the grunting weights guys, slowly pushing sausage rolls into your mouth
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Theoban What of it, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:37,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Hahahahaha
With each bite shout "Spot me"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:38,
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I'm sat in the Window by the pool, I've timed my sips of beer to coincide with a fat guy taking a rest at this end, so he's looking right at me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:51,
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Quick, give him a wink and raise your pint to him
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Theoban What of it, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:58,
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I am watching NINJA AGAINST SHAOLIN (1983) on youtube
It's going to be really shit but the wifes downstairs on a spring cleaning tip, so I'm staying the fuck out off the way
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:59,
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On the subject of shit ninja films, Rage of a Ninja (1988) has the best line in any movie ever.
"I was so close to becoming the ULTIMATE NINJAAA!!!"
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:12,
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White boy Ninja flicks of the 80's were completly SHIT
Nice line though
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:18,
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