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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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... but I think you're onto something when you say Bob Crow murdered a Black-Cab driver because the driver didn't let bob crow in the back of his cab with an extra saucey donnor.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:11, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Bob Crow was in Faces in Gant's Hill, and took a load of cocaine. He then walked across the road to the kabab resturant and ordered a "Faaakin' Donnor, mustifa, don't be cheap on the sauce, I'm onto you, when the fuck did you come to this country anyway? MOAR SAUCE" until he walked out with his pita-bread and sauce with a bit of chicken donnor in (don't trust that 'muzzie elephant leg', his words, not mine, if I wasn't making this up).
He then tried to get a black cab, pulled one over, "Sorry mate, I know you are Bob Crow, but you will have to finish your kabab first", so bob crow pulled out a hammer and smashed the side window in, pulled the cab driver out via the window, and made him "bite the curb".
I'm sure that might have happened, sounds plausable.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:19, Reply)
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