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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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... but I think you're onto something when you say Bob Crow murdered a Black-Cab driver because the driver didn't let bob crow in the back of his cab with an extra saucey donnor.
( , Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:11, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

( , Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Bob Crow was in Faces in Gant's Hill, and took a load of cocaine. He then walked across the road to the kabab resturant and ordered a "Faaakin' Donnor, mustifa, don't be cheap on the sauce, I'm onto you, when the fuck did you come to this country anyway? MOAR SAUCE" until he walked out with his pita-bread and sauce with a bit of chicken donnor in (don't trust that 'muzzie elephant leg', his words, not mine, if I wasn't making this up).
He then tried to get a black cab, pulled one over, "Sorry mate, I know you are Bob Crow, but you will have to finish your kabab first", so bob crow pulled out a hammer and smashed the side window in, pulled the cab driver out via the window, and made him "bite the curb".
I'm sure that might have happened, sounds plausable.
( , Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:19, Reply)
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