this doesn't quite work
they might leave children behind, but you wouldn't know whether they were going to grow up to claim benefits or not.

shouldn't they shoot their children first, just to be on the safe side?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:46, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

just tie the children to the parents and shoot and bury the parents
bullets are expensive you see
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:48, Reply)

I just assumed they eat their young

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:49, Reply)

then why haven't they all died out?
i'm not sure you're really a king. you don't seem to know much about population.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Prince Philip
I mean

you would, wouldn't you?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:53, Reply)

who here
can honestly say that they haven't done worse?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:53, Reply)

piston_broke?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:56, Reply)

or the luggage?
oh, wait.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:00, Reply)

*raises hand smugly*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:01, Reply)

*smugly* from someone's arse crack
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Why would I not be smug about that?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:03, Reply)

damn your crazy logic

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:05, Reply)