A did a poo at somebody else's house once.
It was huge and long and one solid mass. Unsurprisingly it wouldn't flush. The cistern took ages to refill so I figured I'd sneak back upstairs in a few minutes to give it another flushing and a prod with the bogbrush.

Anyway, I forgot about it being there and suddenly remembered an hour later. I nipped upstairs, but it had mysteriously vanished :O
( Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:22, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

GHOST POO.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)

SENTIENT POO

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:23, Reply)

I'm done with it now, what's your address?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:23, Reply)

i wish this hadn't made me laugh
just as i was drinking diet coke :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:31, Reply)

It was about ten years ago.
What the hell has he been doing?
( Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:34, Reply)

hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:44, Reply)

who is "A"
and why are you blaming him for your own rancid bowels?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:25, Reply)

AW

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:26, Reply)

He's talking in geordie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:26, Reply)

so in cunt then.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:31, Reply)

i was reading it in a scottish accent
aloud, of course
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:49, Reply)

That's just the way I pronounce "I"
I'm dead posh, unlike you proles.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:27, Reply)

did you notice anyone walking about with a smug look on their face and a £10 note they didn't have before?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:29, Reply)