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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Our household income isn't £40k and I have two children.
Who do I call to get one of them gassed? Does it have to be the youngest or can I choose?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:43, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Let's play cards for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)
You'll need to fill out a form

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Actually I earn more than I think I do so I can afford the second one.
But if I didn't would I be allowed to choose which one I love the most?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)
To improve the gene pool the one with the lowest intellect would be slaughtered.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)
His kids are Cornish, how are you going to measure this effectively?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Number of fingers on each hand, level of webbing between toes etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:57, Reply)
bet you wish you'd paid more attention in school now

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)
I suppose you could half-gas them both, so they both turn autistic, so they add up to a whole real child.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

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