yeah costs £350 a month just on food doesn't it, I forgot.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:48, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Nappies cost a fortune & and babies go through them like you wouldn’t believe.

Childcare costs a fortune.

They also need clothes, toys and entertaining as well as food.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Then you discover that your kid is allergic to all nappies except Pampers
and all fabric softeners except the most expensive. Then the fun really begins. And when I say 'fun', I of course mean 'perpetual poverty'.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:53, Reply)

My dear kids have plenty of food, pampers nappies, childcare, house on a mortgage more fucking toys than you can shake a stick at
and we have plenty of luxurys holidays to disneyland etc and our joint income is not £40k
( Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Nappies are not necessary.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:53, Reply)

You may have a slightly different view if you ever breed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Yes, we all say that at first.

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:56, Reply)

He hasn't got a fucking clue.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Who does?
I only figured all of this out on the fly.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Not only are nappies necessary
but we tried to save money by using cheap nappies once and its a false economy. Once you have cleaned baby shit out from in between the gaps in your lovely wood flooring you decide pretty quickly to go back to pampers.
( Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Or, if you have a wife who used to work on the Pampers account at Saatchi & Saatchi
You don't get any say on what brand will be purchased.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Huggies all the way, yeah?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Huggies are shit Pampers all the way
This is much better than car chat
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:08, Reply)

I like scottish whiskey. Bells is my top single malt

( Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Nappies are one of the few things where I will buy the most expensive brand
Mainly because its worth it as they don't leak
( Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:05, Reply)

"Hello? Yeah', can I speak to Leigh please..... I would like to talk to you about an ex employee of yours..... yes.... pampers.....
... well, I was in Tesco the other day and I saw her browse the Baby asle. Nope, she defiantly considered another brand.... "
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:41, Reply)