Guy walks into a bar, orders a rum and coke.
So the bartender reaches under the counter, and pulls out an apple.
"What the fuck is this?" says the guy,
"Just try it" says the bar tender. So the guy bites into the apple and goes "This taste just like Rum !", "turn it around" says the bartender. "Yum ! Tastes just like Coke ! This is my favorite way to get drunk !"

In walks a second guy, orders a gin and tonic.
So the bartender reaches under the counter and pulls out an apple.
"What the fuck is this?" says the second guy.
"Just try it" says the first guy. So the second guy bites into the apple and goes "This tastes just like Gin !", "turn it around" says the bartender. "Yum ! Tastes just like Tonic ! This is my favorite way to get drunk !"

In walks a third guy, and the second guy goes "This bar tender is amazing, whatever you want, and the bartender will give you an apple that tastes just like it". So the third guy thinks a bit and goes "Ok, I'll have one that tastes just like pussy". Bartender pulls out and apple and hands it to him. He takes a big bite into it, then spits it out. "Aghhhh, this tastes like shit" he shouts..... So the bartender goes "Turn it around".

*fade to black*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:14, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Oh man, the old ones are definitely ...
old.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:17, Reply)

I don't possibly know how a joke could get more funny.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:26, Reply)