Blame the mouse she let out of her handbag.
Also, food obviously, but why wine?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:04, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Because she was a cunt.
I explained that bit, but she was having none of it. One of those "I'm the customer blah blah" types. It got to the point where it was embarrassing for everyone involved. Her friends looked ashamed of her.
( wanderlust, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:07, Reply)

I hate those sort of people.
I had a customer bring me a mouse he'd caught in a pint glass in one old pub, very helpful.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:09, Reply)

I had to kill one the other day.
I wanted to cry. It's leg had been torn off and it looked all scared and in pain. Poor little guy :(
( wanderlust, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:11, Reply)

A mouse, not a customer btw.

( wanderlust, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:12, Reply)

:(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)

The story is not as good now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)

I for one a sad that Lusty doesn't work in a place that lets her kill customers.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:15, Reply)

I wish I could Al.
Some of them deserve a hammer to the face.
( wanderlust, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:18, Reply)

an old boss cut one in half with the swing door from the kitchen once, right In the middle of service, the screams was hilarious.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)